The First Duck Dynasty Gay Porn Parody Is Called “Fuck Dynasty,” And It’s Bareback
In picking a title for your gay porn parody of Duck Dynasty, there were really only two ways you could go, and NextDoorBuddies opted for the one that rhymes: “Fuck Dynasty.” I personally would’ve gone with “Dick Dynasty,” because a dynasty of dicks sounds amazing. What the fuck is a “fuck dynasty” anyway? Regardless, kudos to NextDoorBuddies for being the first gay porn studio to release a Duck Dynasty parody. And it’s bareback, to boot, which I’m sure all the hicks who watch that show can appreciate.
But, uhh, even though I’ve never seen the show, I’m pretty sure those redneck assholes hunt and shoot ducks, not horses. The hell?
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Anyway, here’s a preview (click here for full movie) of “Fuck Dynasty,” in which Christian Cayden and Mark Long play with plastic guns from Toys R Us, overcook some disgusting marshmallows, and then fuck bareback. Most of the trailer is just Christian Cayden getting dick-slapped a zillion times though.
[CLICK HERE to watch NextDoorBuddies’ “Fuck Dynasty”: Mark Long Barebacks Christian Cayden]
[CLICK HERE to watch NextDoorBuddies’ “Fuck Dynasty”: Mark Long Barebacks Christian Cayden]
