Who Did Topher DiMaggio Fuck Better: Tegan Zayne Or Ryan Rose?

Posted November 23, 2016 by with 54 comments

topher-dimaggio-1For many people, the headline of this post might be a trick question (Topher didn’t fuck either of them “better” because he’s a boring top), but it’s not! I think Topher DiMaggio is a better top than many of his detractors give him credit for and, let’s be honest, very few bottoms would pass on the chance to get pounded by this gorgeous and big-dicked muscle man.

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So, in the spirit of the holiday and being nice, who did Topher DiMaggio fuck better? Today, he’s lucky enough to be paired with arguably two of the hottest men in gay porn. First, it’s Ryan Rose in the new Falcon movie, About Last Night:

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[Falcon: Topher DiMaggio Fucks Ryan Rose]

Topher’s second bottom is Str8UpGayPorn’s real-life boyfriend, Tegan Zayne, via CockyBoys:

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[CockyBoys: Topher DiMaggio Fucks Tegan Zayne]


  • sxg

    Without seeing either scene I’ll just say Tegan Zayne because as far as I know he’s not an illiterate Republican voting boyfriend beater.

    • Luca

      Didn’t Ryan Rose very vocally vote for Clinton?

      • sxg

        Not before he very vocally voted for Romney in 2012 just so his white racist family can stay rich. Just because some Republicans went against their own party and voted for the Democratic nominee this time around does not excse them from being the oppressive cunts they’ve been all this time.

        • John

          At least Romney was sane….not that I like him but he’s not Trump….

  • V1

    I don’t mean to put Topher down, but he comes across as someone’s computer-generated generically perfect gay porn top. There’s nothing wrong with him, but there aren’t any interesting flaws are quirky personality traits there either. He’s good at his job, but every scene he’s in comes out bland and rather boring. Sorry, Topher.

    • McM.

      If it makes you feel any better, Topher DiMaggio has (or had) acne scarring/pockmarks on his face. Most noticeable in his earlier work, but don’t know if he had it treated or uses concealer for recent work.

    • Sebastian S

      Lol, I just posted nearly the exact same thing before I saw your post.

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  • Todd

    Everything is better with Tegan Zayne

  • Tim

    ok, well, that quip about Tegan (unless it is true) is nice. if it is true, then well, damn.

    but anyway, I’ve never watched a scene of his (he doesn’t tend to work for the sites i pay for) but anything not involving ryan rose is by default better than anything with him.

  • Greg

    Alas, not even Tegan Zayne can help me through my apathy towards Topher https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ba11e10cd59aaa1f5286733f47835b6ec3b566a73b9bf43d7619e20889bdbb16.gif

  • McM.

    I don’t think Topher DiMaggio is a boring top, he’s just boring at men.com. That studio saps the life and charisma out of every guy it films.

    Best scene of the two: close call, but the one with Tegan Zayne wins.

  • Ceecee

    I feel bad for not supporting Topher since he’s like everything people claim they want in gay porn: gorgeous, hung, actually gay, not as white as the driven snow.

    But he totally has that Stepford Wife, Valley of the Dolls vibe going on. The spark just isn’t there for whatever reason.

    • Marik Ishtar

      Topher says he’s bisexual. I never realized how stupid his name is until I just typed it.

    • Sebastian S

      Exactly. It’s like he was created in a lab, a big gay lab, to be sometimes ultimate fantasy, but he’s too robotic almost like mannequin. I don’t dislike him really, he’s pretty to look at but does nothing for me.

      Tegan on the other hand…drool…

      • La Bambi

        Him and Ryan look like posed mannequins. So lifeless.

    • SLIM

      I know it confuses me too

  • OverKill

    If you’re gonna be fucking Zayne then
    https://media.giphy.com/media/l46CgppwTcpbdggmY/giphy.gif

  • Xzamilloh

    He can toss a salad like nobody’s business, but I am too through with this “top only” bullshit, because TOPHER CAN’T TOP!!! He is AWFUL. The ONLY saving graces in his scenes are the bottoms, and Tegan and Blockhead deserved better than his no-stroke having ass. You better start farting on some tips, Topher.

    https://67.media.tumblr.com/4ddb1287b89621038f0f5a3fe654a0cf/tumblr_n0a33jmqrf1s4uc3io1_500.gif

  • Dale Bergman

    Tegan Zayne needs to be paired up with Paddy O’Brain.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdvXUQKWAAEffNv.jpg

  • Marik Ishtar

    Zach, stop claiming that Tegan is your boyfriend. We all know you’re cheating on him with Sean Ford.

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  • Scrapple

    Was there a Flashpoint event? Am I on Earth-Two? Something must’ve happened because suddenly people are commenting about Topher DiMaggio’s “big dick.” I just want to go home.

  • GayhawkAZ

    But he is a boring top!

  • Bradster

    Topher is awful no matter who the bottom is.

    And Tegan >>>>> RyRo

  • sans

    I ship Zach and Tegan so much! Zegan its my new OTP.

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  • kireb

    the only Topher DiMaggio scene that i will ever watch is of him being fisted.
    and it is about time to stop calling every 5’7 puppy with a 6in “a big dicked stud”.

  • lordgabux

    I love Teagan, but, this time, Ryan worked that cock better hahahahhaha

  • BLACKjHAMMER

    Ryan should flipped Mrs.Dimaggio and FUCKED her dried up PUSSY until she has black mascara marks running down her cheeks !!!

  • John

    for the life of me I can’t understand why such a beautiful specimen as Topher is just doesn’t excite me in his scenes….the guy is gorgeous has one hell of a body, big cock and hot ass but his scenes do nothing for me and this disturbs me…..I have yet to see him fuck anyone that gets me hard…..smh….

  • JT

    Tegan Zayne is just so much hotter, so that scene gets my vote, even though I fucking hate cockyboys. Talk about cocky, that’s their overall personality. Their porn is not all they think it is. Just guys fucking for money like any other porn… Anyhoo, Topher is like the crowned king of gay porn at this point. He’s wildly attractive, ageless, and always a great performer.

  • SLIM

    Well In my eye’s Topher is a better Top than people give him credit for , I can’t say it enough though the guy reminds me of Mario Lopez. Ryan Rose seems to be top notch talent
    I haven’t seen any scenes of Tegan Zane it’s hard when their exclusively with a certain company.

  • SLIM

    I feel odd never really being turned on by Topher when he is every gay man’s dream hot , handsome, and hung.Im always turned on by the guys he has sex with .
    I just hate Topher voice he can sound less like the Cookie Monster.