WATCH: Here Is The Recorded Broadcast Of The Inaugural Str8UpGayPorn Awards

Posted June 23, 2017 by with 316 comments

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[ADDED: The full recorded broadcast of the Str8UpGayPorn Awards is now live in the player above!]

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At 8:30pm ET, the first ever Str8UpGayPorn Awards, hosted by Sandra Bernhard and featuring performances from RuPaul’s Drag Race stars Trinity Taylor and Detox will be streamed live right here. (In order for the player above to begin streaming, you may need to refresh this page if you’ve opened it prior to the start of the show.) Presented by Pornhub, the ceremony will feature presentations from Blake Mitchell, Austin Wilde, Boomer Banks, Brent Corrigan, Diesel Washington, Ricky Roman, Ryan Rose, and over two dozen of the world’s biggest gay porn stars. For behind-the-scenes photos live from the ceremony, follow @Str8UpGayPorn on Twitter.

  • sxg
    • CA

      Lol, He’s amazing.

      • sxg

        Yes he is! This very gif that I saw on twitter convinced me that I had to watch whatever show he’s on. And the show is well worth it, just for him alone. Can’t believe he’s been nominated twice for an Emmy and hasn’t won yet. He should be nominated AND win this year for his Lemonade parody alone.

        • NG212

          That Lemonade parody was fucking insane!

          So good.

        • Two Cents

          I see him whenever I go to church with my brother. He is that funny in real life and he is so nice you could never believe he is a star. What really blows you away is his voice. It ain’t no joke. He deserves all of the good that’s coming to him bc he is mos def the real talent. Everybody trippin off of Cheyenne and NPH but he’s the realness from Broadway. Titus is what’s up!

  • sanfv

    Congrats Henny. I imagine nasty Nica, Dumpster Billy, Loony Tegan and stinky Jaxton Wheeler are collectively screaming into the ether at this milestone.

    • McM.

      Loony Tegan?

      • sxg

        Tegan went batshit crazy on twitter because he wasn’t nominated for anything. He’s been fucking bitter ever since he left porn I lost interest in him because of it.

  • Break a leg, folks!

    And for a few in particular, I mean that literally…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9b76277a019bc4a9744e4d4ff8e2fdda6e39bc22154d4e3f138961c3b42cd4bc.gif

  • snoopyfo

    Congrattulations Zach and Good luck!!!

  • jimboivyo

    Congratulations and Good Luck tonight! Meanwhile, Billy Santaro is left alone and lonely with his pathetic apology to Michael Lucas for a token $2.00 scene, while the rest of the real porn-world is in NYC celebrating the best of the best!

  • Zealot

    Wonder if this will be covered by Queer Me Now?

  • Scrapple

    I am so ready to be surprised, scandalized and slain!

  • DPS

    Already drunk here so this will be fun!

  • steve adams

    Did the Russians hack the feed?

  • Marik Ishtar

    “It has been 153 days since my husband ascended to the throne of President of the United States of America. He did so on the promise that every American should be able to live life free in justice and liberty. Which is why I am here to celebrate with you all this prestigious honor at the Str8UpGayPorn Awards.”
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e44012027809569a5de019dc20588e3c5fc39aee4bd9d85fa1c25e7da6a10c10.jpg
    -Melania Trump

  • DPS
  • jimboivyo

    Please remain calm, the broadcast will begin as soon as Zach’s stylist for the evening has completed his wardrobe transformation. There will be no plaid here!

  • James Johnson III

    Anyone else get an error message about the channel being blocked?

    • Zealot

      I lost the signal for a moment, but it’s back. Nothing about being blocked though.

  • Sandi

    The music during presentations and acceptance speeches leaves a lot to be desired! Loving the rest so far.

  • Bio

    Music is too loud and lasting too long!

  • NG212

    Can’t hear anything over the music! Can someone at the switchboard low it please?

  • Scrapple

    Carter Dane in that vest. I can’t.

    • Xzamilloh

      I can… and I will. Casual to business attire is a fetish of mine… just like butt naked with Timberland boots is another

      • Scrapple

        I appreciate those looks. But if you’re coming with Timbs your stroke better be the shit.

        And I’m dying at Austin co-winning Best Body and eating a doughnut. With sprinkles.

        • NG212

          I know, right. That doughnut was some boss ass shit

        • NG212

          And by the way, you know Ryan was salty as hell he was losing those categories.

          • Scrapple

            Gurl I was hollering. But then Austin had to fuck it up by getting him to take his shirt off.

            I really wanted Austin and Sean to tie Best Body because I need that pairing to happen.

          • NG212

            I know. In my mind, Austin is better than Ryan in many ways, and shouldn’t have acknowledged his presence — especially because it sounded like he was a favorite in the room.

            Austin and Sean need to flip fuck yesterday. It would be the pairing of the fucking millennium.

          • NG212

            Oh and I love that Ryan acted like he was bashful at first and then took that shit off not even 10 seconds later.

            Bitch was fooling nobody. 👀

          • Scrapple

            I’m shocked it wasn’t a tear-away.

          • sxg

            This is why you shouldn’t beat the shit out of your boyfriend, vote republican, and threaten Sean Duran. We’ll remember.

          • Mike Julius

            That he won anything should make him grateful.

      • NG212

        Lol, you are so ratchet.

        • Xzamilloh

          No apologies

          • NG212

            If you coming at me with some Timbs and nothing else, you better be the finest motherfucker on Jack’d.

          • NG212

            Alternatively, if you *any* of the men on HBO’s Insecure, you could pull that shit off.

    • NG212

      He is so beautiful. I love wearing vests too, but I don’t look like *that* in them.

      • Scrapple

        If he had been wearing a hat I’d still be on the floor.

        • NG212

          Lol. Mess

    • Maximus

      What did I miss?!

      • Scrapple

        Carter looking fabulous and fuckable.

  • sxg

    A tie??? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5e6d9becf7bad7ab06c1f55a4134970c0f9827c04e47189ce783405f319a4634.gif
    Awards should go to those who can maintain a hardon, not for those with a floppy dick that looks like a magikarp out of water. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f2023c52b11026940f9918e712350f59d5f8b9742f8647ff45b66c3d91db2e92.gif
    Randy is the only winner in that category!

  • Xzamilloh

    Fishnets on a man will never be sexy… love you, Detox, but those backup dancers are killing what should be an easy boner

  • Jay

    That performance though…

  • sxg

    This is why drags queens should stay at the dying gay clubs on a weeknight. Except Lady Bunny. She’s fucking hilarious.

    • Scrapple

      I’m still trying to figure out how/why Shangela came out sans drag in a polka dot shirt. Did the other queens snatch all her wigs?

      It’s all on Trinity now. Poor thing.

      • sxg

        Drag queens really have become the new American Idol contestants and winners. People only care about them when they’re on a reality show.

        • Scrapple

          And their album sales are about the same as AI contestants.

  • Jay

    What did they think was going to happen with that chair? LOL

  • Xzamilloh

    What the hell is that lap dance recipient wearing? Apparently the only tops in attendance are versatile tops and crop tops

  • Xzamilloh

    The music is really loud

  • Jay

    shaaaaaade

  • Xzamilloh

    Johnny Rapid’s suit is looser than… well, Johnny Rapid

    • Scrapple

      But her shade was tighter than Chi Chi’s.

      • Xzamilloh

        I missed it. What happened?

        • Scrapple

          It was something like “I don’t think we’re old enough to know who any of these people are so I’ll let you read the winner.” Chi Chi said something about 706 dicks in Johnny’s ass. I think. The struggle was real.

          • NG212

            Yeah, Johnny a dumb POS, etc etc.

            But dude did not look bad tonight.

          • Scrapple

            Some underage Asian girls who like bowling are for sure getting hit on tonight. Trust.

    • Zealot

      death camp man….

  • sxg

    Can someone post the list of winners so far? I missed like the 1st 40 minutes and the feed keeps getting cut for me.

    • Zealot

      Believe it or not, best group scene was FraternityX “Grab Him by the Mussy”; Best Cock: Boomer Banks; Best Body: Sean Zevran; Best Ass: Carter Dane; Best Gay4Pay, Johnny Rapid. That’s all I can remember off the top of my head.

      • sxg

        Randy also won best cock I think it was a tie. And I think Austin Wilde tied for best body. I know he also won for best duo with I think Jack Hunter.

        • Zealot

          My feed keeps effing up so I’m missing some of the stuff. I didn’t get best power couple winners– no feed.

          • sxg

            Well hopefully the whole show will be uploaded somewhere and available to rewatch immediately after it ends, but I’m sure Zach and the rest of the cast will be too drunk to do so lol

          • Zealot

            If nothing else Zach will post all the winners. Good chatting with you!! SMOOCHES

          • James Johnson III

            I’m hoping this too. I’d love to watch the whole thing this weekend!

  • Jimmy Green

    Chi Chi LaRue talked too fucking long and said absolutely NOTHING.

    • Mike Julius

      And you’re surprised he’s vapid?

  • snoopyfo

    Bruce B is daddy as fuck!!!! he is the whole package!

  • sxg
    • Zealot

      And what was that she said about people who “should be here that are not”?!

      • Scrapple

        Lol. I couldn’t tell if she meant dead or just not nominated. And then she’s making up words. I was waiting for someone to play her off the stage.

        • Zealot

          The music cues tonight…..I just can’t even

      • sxg

        Billy Santoro and Trenton of course. I’m shocked that Chi Chi was invited AND showed up considering the tension between Zach and her about the Grabbys and nominations. Sorry Chi Chi but you, and many other directors enable racism to by letting models refuse to work with people of color. You shouldn’t be seen in the public eye, and pornstars should publicly call you out on it too.

        • Zealot

          ….and I checked out C1R yesterday and found all these movies prominently labeled “bareback”…so has Chi Chi changed philosophy on that???

      • Jimmy Green

        I thought Chi Chi DIED LAST YEAR.

        • NG212

          😂😂😂😂😂

        • Zealot

          Someone forgot to tell her.

    • Chi Chi LaRue

      Yup

  • Xzamilloh

    More bass, please… I don’t think it’s loud enough lmao!!!

    • NG212

      😂😂

      Stoopid bass

      • Scrapple

        Super Bass?

        • NG212

          Yeah girl, we saying the same thing.

  • NG212

    Is it just me or did Bruce Beckham have the best speech of the night?

    Dude deserved to win. Makes him even sexier. Tired of these people going up, saying thanks, and disappearing.

  • Xzamilloh

    And who are these cute little boys who left their Junior Prom to come and accept this award?

    • Scrapple

      I don’t know, but they were probably picked up by ICE. Or Helix.

      • Drunky McDrunkerson

        they’re all white, ICE ain’t lookin’ for them, Helix definitely got em’ first!

  • Xzamilloh

    Colby Keller looks gross… the end.

    • Zealot

      It’s like a peacock threw up!

  • Scrapple

    Colby presenting with Asa. As if Colby didn’t already have people coming for him.

  • Xzamilloh

    The difference is Colby, SHUT THE FUCK UP!! That’s the difference

    • Zealot

      I wonder if Trump picked out Colby’s outfit?

      • Scrapple

        I doubt it. There was no inverted pink triangle.

        • Zealot

          Colby’s butthole is symbolic of the pink triangle; only at this point it’s actually a hexagon.

    • sxg

      He is such a fucking regard. I really don’t understand how people bought this bullshit personality and made him popular.

  • Xzamilloh

    Did the feed stop for anybody else?

    • Jimmy Green

      constantly starts and stops

    • Target

      Yea I didn’t even see most of the last nominees

  • Jimmy Green

    What moron is running the constant music interrupting every speech?.. TURN THAT SHIT OFF!!!!

  • Scrapple

    Sandra burning Mr. Pam. Get it girl!

    • Jimmy Green

      “Mr” Pam is a piece of dumb shit. Totally incompetent. All she does is hold the camera in ONE place and turn it on. So damn boring.

  • Jimmy Green

    “Mr” Pam couldn’t direct a fart out of her ass….

    • sxg

      Now now. I may not agree with some of her decisions, like letting models be racist, but she’s produced a lot of great content. She and Marc Macnamara were the reason why Lucas Entertainment was great to watch despite all the duckfacr shenanigans bullshit.

  • Jimmy Green

    Sandra said she is eating a pink taco.

  • God, this is amazing..

  • Xzamilloh
  • Zealot

    And now for a quick game of where’s Trinity!

  • Jimmy Green

    Even the crowd is getting angry and restless with the constant interruptions and bullshit.

  • Scrapple

    Oops. Did Trinity become untucked?

  • Jimmy Green

    Please NO. ANYONE BUT POS Chi Chi.

  • Maximus

    Oh my goddess, y’all! We’re all watching the show together! You people are witnessing what I’m witnessing!… Is this what it’s like to go out and socialize in the evening?

  • Xzamilloh

    Is Brent Corrigan drunk as fuck espousing nonsense and subtle shade? Because I’m here for it…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ada52735a428c5d9cfeac174f3441f250214333de03d48af362d771612d4d618.gif

    • Maximus

      If he was being sarcastic, then it was superb shade.

    • Scrapple

      It’s the ring finger putting evil thoughts in her brain!

  • HOly shit when you thought he was putting the mic down but he was just unwrapping MORE cord to pace with haha

  • Zealot

    DIEGO!!!! I’m dying

  • Maximus

    Diego and Marc having a “pretend” fight onstage….

  • Zealot

    THEME FOR TONIGHT…..

    #dragqueenfail

  • Maximus

    A Ru-Girl performance?! Yaaaas bitch!

  • God, Trinity is so pretty..

  • Drunky McDrunkerson

    I love how Sandra Bernhard is like everyone’s inappropriate drunk Aunt. Calling everyone bitch, and saying how hot everyone is and cursing just to seem young and cool. She’s an icon, she doesn’t need to try so hard to be drunk. ;-P

    • Scrapple

      I’m going to be saying “I need lights, bitch” for at least the next two days.

  • Xzamilloh

    Okay, can future drag queens please stop with the fillers and butt injections? Because you have to take that makeup and shit off eventually, and when you do, you’re gonna look like some freakshow that went missing from the Ripley’s tent!!! Sorry, Trinity… and Detox

    • Maximus

      Not to mention that silicone is dangerous as fuck. There is a reason why the FDA doesn’t want you injecting that shit.

      • sanfv

        I’m okay with Drunky Le Rou getting silicone injections if it will get her to the grave quicker.

  • sanfv

    Im at gala tonight, what have I missed?

    Has Drunky Le Rou died? I hope so!

    What about Nica and Billy? Have they stormed the gates like they promised?

    • Maximus

      Remind me why we hate Chi Chi (not that I need a reason to hate).

      • sanfv

        Enabling and empowering racists. Also? Every time an old queen dies, three more take her place. It’s way past time lol

        • Scrapple

          And because of the movie with people snorting coke off asses and dicks.

          • sanfv

            Well I’ll be damned. You are very much right! Damn, that plus sized lot lizard has committed every crime, hasn’t she?

          • Scrapple

            And some we probably don’t know about.

        • Maximus

          Oh, that’s right. Damn. I find her so entertaining. Oh well.

          • sanfv

            We can go halfies on the murder plan;)

          • Maximus

            As your future attorney, it’s best that I know as little as possible.

          • sanfv

            Can I write the screen play of your rise to power?

            “Single Fablous Lawyer”

            You take the criminals to court and break hearts on the way. Who are we to “judge”?

          • Scrapple

            Is Lisa Nicole Carson playing the best friend who later gets fucked behind a house by Treach?

          • sanfv

            I had to google her to make sure she was still alive, but yes, since the sis probabaly needs the money!

          • Scrapple

            I had to do the same thing! And then I read she made a comeback this year and I’m thinking “She did?”

          • Maximus

            Sounds like glittery gay perfection!

          • sanfv

            I’ll write it while wearing my best heels!

  • FooFight
  • Xzamilloh

    Thank you, Zach… this is quite fun to watch and if everything went right, well, that wouldn’t be entertaining nearly as much as this is. Please do it just like this next year.

  • Jimmy Green

    omg. Just when we needed the stream to fail…it didn’t.

  • Seriously though. Trinity looks amazing with that mix of black and emerald.

    • Scrapple

      C.S. Lewis would be proud.

  • Scrapple

    “Give it up!”

    Crickets.

  • Jimmy Green

    Where is Tom Faulk when we need him?

    • Zealot

      Three guesses and the first two don’t count, and it probably rhymes with “poking seed”.

  • steve adams

    Don’t actors have to be able to act?

    • Zealot

      They do it with their cocks.

    • Jimmy Green

      only from the waist down

  • Zealot

    Jake Jaxon works in the garden at 10:30 pm EST?

    • Scrapple

      It’s an “herb” garden.

      • Zealot

        I sent off for one of those, with the counter-top gro-light!

        • Scrapple

          Be prepared. That light is bright.

          • Zealot

            I’ll pull the shades.

  • Can we have actual fucking-

    • Xzamilloh

      Okay, 1. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you comment but I see your upvote, so I’m returning the favor :)

      2. YES, please!!! Because hearing half of these guys talk is seriously killing the fantasy

  • Drunky McDrunkerson

    Oh shit I’m going to hell, I forgot this was live streaming and I just tapped on the screen to get the timeline up so I could skip ahead LOL. I’m just waiting to see who gets drunkest first as the night progresses, so far the winner by far is Brent Whorigan but Jake Jaxson could be a close second.

  • Maximus

    Yaaas, Ms. Diesel! Get messy and read bitches!

  • Xzamilloh

    Oh, yes, Diesel, please be messy, please be messy!!!!

  • Drunky McDrunkerson
  • Scrapple

    And this is the part where I roll my eyes at a snow queen talking about diversity.

    • Xzamilloh

      To be fair to Diesel, he’s had his fair share of scenes with black stars, but like he said, he’s usually one of a handful of men of color at these studios. His scene with Scott Alexander is so good, I still get off to it, especially when they cum together

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/491697fdd81cf029c17a2be8c7f8ddb7c551bd57ff0182ab968582cdc5b06ab7.gif

      • Scrapple

        Diesel has spent years chasing after the same sloppy, superficial, skinny White twinks he blasts on social media. And he has also helped perpetuate the mandingo stereotype in gay porn. Yes, his rants are great. But we don’t have to pretend like he’s this big advocate for models of color.

        • Xzamilloh

          Oh, no, he’s a big advocate for models of color named Diesel Washington haha!!

          • Scrapple

            Exactly. And don’t think I didn’t peep that outfit. It was black and white for a reason…

        • Mike Julius

          Keep in mind though, that the porn industry (especially the gay porn industry) is like Hollywood circa 1943. You take the roles you can get and do with them what you can. No one shades, or should shade, Hattie McDaniel today, but at the time a lot of people did. It’s a matter of opportunity. Don’t kid yourself.

          • Scrapple

            But at the same time if you’re given the opportunity to create roles for yourself, write your own dialogue and create your own characters, you can’t really use that “I’m just playing the role I was given” excuse. There were more than a few times when Diesel was given creative control of a character at Titan and we saw what his choices were. And lets not forget, he opted to go back to Titan knowing their color wheel only turns so far. Then he wanted to act shocked when they pulled their boxcover stunts. If I sign up to be a token, I’m not going to then turn around and call out the tokenism I’m being subjected to.

          • Mike Julius

            At work, do you have a feeling what the higher ups will approve or not. Do you know for sure just exactly how much creative control he had?

          • Scrapple

            I don’t remember all the movies in question, but I’m fairly certain Playbook was all his idea. I’m not sure if he wrote all the scripts for each scene, but the premise was his. And he was able to pick his partner in his scene. He picked Kameron because he liked him and wanted to fuck him. Kameron rejected him after the movie and shit got messy. I also believe he was able to at least stage out his scene, because that’s where he came up with one of those sex positions. It might’ve been “The Bully.” So yes, he did have a good deal of creative control.

          • Diesel Washington

            To ask your Question…
            I wrote the script and did a lot of the BTS for Playbook. But again everything is under the control of the studio. They got the final vote in everything, its their money and their studio..
            Again I was only a model with an idea they liked….

          • Scrapple

            I seem to recall you advocating for Kameron as your scene partner. But again, I guess I’m mistaking you for that other multiverse Diesel. My fault.

          • Diesel Washington

            Fuck you Im no Token and frankly insulted that you have to stoop so low in the comment section.. You don’t know Me or anything about my story so save your gossip and rumors cause You don’t know what u are saying..

          • Scrapple

            Whatever lets you sleep at night. As long as you believe your truth, that’s all that really matters.

        • Diesel Washington

          How many times are you going to leave gossip and rumors in comment section.. Its trolls like you that make me come to the comment secton and defend myself from the bullshit rumors.. You don’t know me so again keep the gossip and non truths to yourself cause Im getting tired of you talking about Me like you know Me. You only know what I want you to know Tweeting and writing on my blog. You have no facts backing your claims of bullshit…
          Go on Troll make yourself look dumb

          • Scrapple

            Yep. You’re right. I made all of that up. You did not try to get White twinks who you were crushing on in your movies as scene partners, or get them a leg up in the industry, only to find out they were simply using you, leading to you having to call them out online. Never happened. And you and Kameron got along famously. Practically bosom buddies. I must be confusing you with the Diesel from Earth 415. My apologies.

      • sxg

        You know what makes no sense though? He worked for DawgPoundUSA yet he was never in a scene.

        • jacob221

          that’s because no one else would hire him at the time and he had to go crawling to the ethnic studios
          and he did background work for them

          • sxg

            Oh I’m well aware of him being blacklisted by Titan, Raging Stallion and Mustang studios. He, as well as Tober Brandt thought too much of themselves and got dumped by both studios, which at the time the studios were in the top of their class. They still are in my opinion but they don’t seem to be as popular as those times.

            What I don’t understand is why did he work behind the scenes at that studio and not participate in doing scenes with them? Did he have a problem with the all black cast? Or is it how many of them were portrayed in a more thuggish manner? Or were the owner and director(s) at the studio well aware of his character that they didn’t want to deal with him to that extent?

          • Marik Ishtar

            I think he said he was learning the ropes to see if he could run his own studio one day, but decided that it was too much work and he was more of a performer.

          • Mike Julius

            Yeah, because other porn stars who think too much of themselves never land on their feet elsewhere due to ~reasons. I get that he rubs people the wrong way, but let’s not pretend that if he had Matthew Rush’s coloring, he would have been blacklisted everywhere. Emphasis on the black.

          • Diesel Washington

            Because I wanted to direct and Edit scenes. WTF?? I wanted to do more than just model. I wanted to use my brain and skills BTS for a change and I wanted to learn how to run a studio and do everything behind for a scene. It was a learning process trying to better myself and make myself more valuable as a Brand. I shot over 20 scenes with Men of color and editing for Dawgpoundusa and PapiThugz. And my character? What do you know of my character? You are just a name on a Porn blog trying to tell me about My life..
            Bitch please https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5a52f4b6050784619cdb479f47492cd1ec4dd15df7c9901f05dc58837e9076ab.jpg

          • Diesel Washington

            Wrong….
            I was transitioning from being a model to a Director at the time and I wanted to be taken serious as a Director. Wow the rumors and Gossip are crazy here..

        • Diesel Washington

          Because I was hired for my Director skills and Editing skills. And TBT I was scheduled to have a scene with Big Sarge and that was finale in my Hard Wire series. But things didn’t work out as planned

          • sxg

            Well that is a massive disappointment as Big Sarge is one of my favorite pornstars from that studios! I would have loved to see him branch out at other studios. I tbink he would have fit real nice at Raging Stallion, and maybe even Titan.

      • NG212

        My god that shit looks hot.

        • Xzamilloh

          Oh, I loved every minute of it… Diesel is an ass, but man, he knows what he is doing when it comes to fucking. Plus, that scene was the best his round ass has ever looked

    • Diesel Washington

      Snow Queen… And a Rice Queen and Pasta Queen, and whatever Queen that likes fucking all races of Queens…
      Stop your Hate Scrapple ass motherfucker…

      • Scrapple

        Whatever you say. Revisionist History is fun.

        And speaking the truth isn’t hate. But feel free to believe that’s what I’m doing.

  • Zealot

    OMG. LIVING FOR DIESEL’S MUG SHOT COMMENT!!!

  • Xzamilloh
    • Zealot

      Plus, he mentioned we band of merry commenters!!

  • Drunky McDrunkerson
  • FooFight
  • Maximus

    Carter is adorable.

    • Zealot

      If it couldn’t be Diego, I’m ok with Carter!

  • Zealot

    The last award? Already? I feel like we just got started…

  • Maximus

    Oh my goddess! Detox too?! Werk, qween!!!

  • Drunky McDrunkerson

    I would say that detox is doing a bunch of coke, but her nose wouldn’t get any up there, so i say either booty bumps or just pill popping like any good white lady.

  • Xzamilloh
  • Drunky McDrunkerson

    They kept the awards short and sweet and fun, I like the format, Granted the music cues blew chunks but meh, what can one do. Surprised on one was like “umm, can you shut the music off please?”

  • Drunky McDrunkerson
  • Zealot

    Lifeguards? Um. NO

  • Lifegauards won? YAAAAAS. <3

  • Xzamilloh
  • Maximus

    So this is the Madam who runs the Helix twink stable.

  • FooFight
  • Xzamilloh

    Very entertaining awards show, Zach. Can’t wait to see next year’s. Round of applause

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bd4b3a21bf1c57ead3784cc79e5c2186fab4591966e977096e544742d0872dca.gif

    • NG212

      Yes, it’ll be fabulous if they just sort out the audio.

  • Maximus

    Congratulations to this year’s Best Picture: Middle School Gym Class! (It’s recycled shade, but I stand by it.)

    • Zealot

      Brava, darling!

    • WhimsyCotton

      SC and Belami have hired 18-19 year olds in the past. The difference is that they are actually hot in a masculine way not in a “their ID says they’re 18 rubs hands” way. Putting all that aside, Lifeguards was such a basic fucking movie.

      • Maximus

        I was struck by how much older Sean Ford looked as he was speaking onstage last night compared to how he is portrayed in Helix promotional materials. He looks like an adult when he isn’t placed in a teenager’s bedroom, dressed in teenage fashion, and shaved completely smooth (except for the hair on his head).

  • Scrapple

    That was entertaining. And bitchy. And slightly messy. But fun through and through. Good job, Zach & Co.

    • NG212

      The technical difficulties left something to be desired, but it was so much fun — much more entertaining than the other gay porn awards.

      Now I’m ready for Str8upgayporn to get back to normal now that awards prep is done. Updates have been few and far between this week.

      • Scrapple

        Even with the music issues, I was loving the music. Nine Inch Nails. Divinyls. Rihanna. Toni Braxton. That afterparty is probably going to be crazy. Livers and kidneys are for sure getting murdered tonight. And buttholes too.

        It’ll be nice having the site back. That is if Zach recovers by next week. Speaking of, I’m going to have to check out those Twitter pics. I only got to see a little bit of that Rumspringa Realness Zach was serving before the feed cut. And there are some other people I have to eye fuck.

        • NG212

          Is you saying you was eye-fucking Zach?

          Also, yes the music was hot. The switchboard guy just didn’t know when to take it the hell off.

          And could you imagine the fucking after a gay porn awards? I hope Bruce Beckham and Carter Dane meet Austin in the corner.

          • Scrapple

            Zach knows he can get it. I think after his accident I said something like “I’d be licking that scalp like Tisha Campbell in School Daze.”

            I’m imagining the Bacchanal has already started. Hoes getting tucked, untucked and fucked. Just think, there are probably some award worthy scenes playing out right now that will never see the light of day. Unless someone had the sense to tape it for posterity. Or blackmail.

          • NG212

            Yeah, girl you right about that. I’ve had my eye on Zach for a minute too. You think he’s vers?

            Tisha Campbell need to be left out of all sex references. Bitch done fell off.

            It’s probably such a fuckfest with the usual suspects. The Helix and Cocky Boys models are all over each other and Diesel Washington is getting drunk and begging one of them to suck his “BBC”

          • Scrapple

            You trying to get banned? Zach is a powertop. All day, every day. And hung like one of those Budweiser Clydesdales.

            Can you blame Tisha for falling off? You marry a closet queen and your life is bound to end up in shambles.

            Diesel is scoping out the Helix twinks like he’s at Chipotle customizing a burrito. RJ and Jake are probably trying to keep the Helix crew from slipping cyanide in Sean’s drinks. Austin is probably trying to convince Blake to do a GISP scene. Chi Chi’s support hose is falling down. Brandon is lining up some “clients.” Johnny is consoling the “Best Cock” losers (and winners).

          • NG212

            Powertop, he’s always writing in stories–who wouldn’t want to get fucked by that cock? I assumed he was including himself in the count.

          • Scrapple

            I’m removing myself from this conversation. You are not dragging me down with you! Lol

          • Mike Julius

            I want to fuck Zach. He’s a verse bottom in my mind. I know we can never be, but a man can dream.

          • sxg

            You bitches better get in line I’ve had my eyes on Zach for a few years now! He looked adorable last night! Thank god he left the plaid at home. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f73dd326189c54d2854fe8f7b63c553bf3ad41d4a3d22691ef792271848b16ab.jpg

          • NG212

            Yeah girl, Zach was looking good.

            What exactly is Brandon doing in this picture? He looks sexy as hell. I bet Zach got rock hard and forgot all about Brandon’s shitty scenes.

          • Scrapple

            Slight of hand diversion. Reaching for Zach’s dick while reaching for his wallet.

            Seriously though, Brandon looked so cute, playful and shy. It was more like the Brandon on screen than the Jeff on social media. I’m really leaning towards “Brandon” being his actual personality and Jeff is the alter ego.

            And I’ll also admit Johnny was looking good. If you didn’t know anything about him you’d be thinking “What an adorable young man.” I also be thinking he’d fit right in at Helix.

          • Mike Julius

            Yum yum. I contend that Zach is way hotter than Brandon.

          • Scrapple

            You bitches better get in line I’ve had my eyes on Zach for a few years now!

            Which explains why Zach is constantly looking over his shoulder.

    • Zealot

      “entertaining, bitchy, slightly messy”– sounds like my last sexual encounter.

      • Scrapple

        That’s how they all should be.

        • Zealot

          Indeed. Now if we can just get gay porn producers on board!

  • steve adams

    Next year can all the presenters be required to be nude?

    • NG212

      Except Mr. Pam.

  • jimboivyo

    Zach pulled off tonight what Michael Lucas could only dream of pulling off in his cold cellar of dead dreams. Congratulations Zach!

  • Three cheers to Zach. This was great. Can’t wait until next year.~ <3

  • Tktai Kamilla

    Too false the amount of awards won by Helix Studios, their scenes only excite Zach, sorry. But, all in all, very nice everything, congrats.

  • Erynn

    CONGRATS to Zach and Davyd, i have so much love for you both, and the awards totally SMASHED IT! i was honoured to be a judge this year, even thought i was suffering major porn-fatigue by the end of it. next year is going to be even BETTER! xxx

  • Marik Ishtar

    Okay so, JJ Knight tried it with that hair. And so did Will Wikle with those boots.
    Also can I get a GIF of Brent Corrigan pacing on the stage, please?

    • Scrapple

      Why did JJ do that to himself? It’s not the least bit flattering.

      I missed Will’s boots. I was too busy snickering at Sandra messing up his name and then cringing at Will trying to be funny. I was ready to pull out my Golden Power of Veto.

      • Marik Ishtar

        Thigh-high, navy blue and rhinestoned. Yes, you read that correctly.

        • Scrapple

          Can’t say I’m surprised. I still remember the wedding pics. I hope someone reads her correctly for those boots.

      • NG212

        Right, Brent did one good interview, so we were rooting for him and JJ. Hoping JJ wasn’t making a mistake.

        And then you see his hair and it’s like when someone forgets who they are when in a relationship, like when Kim started wearing exclusively black leather when she first got with Kanye.

        • Scrapple

          We were? I missed that memo. I was already giving the relationship side-eye before they asked for help buying furniture for their new digs.

          Kim still hasn’t found herself. Or found enough sense to put the “Closed” sign over her uterus.

          • NG212

            I used the world “we” generically. That motherfucker earned himself some good will with the commentariat. But really I think it’s because his ass looks so good when he does a flip fuck.

            I won’t help them get so much as a stamp to write Bob’s Furniture for a donation.

          • Scrapple

            I just thought it was weird how quickly he went from all the horse therapy stuff to riding horsedicks on camera. Seemed like a fast turnaround.

            And I’m laughing at your last comment as I’m sprawled out on my oversized Bobopedic chair with matching ottoman.

          • NG212

            Bitch, is you serious? You on Bob’s dick too?

            Well I hope that shit is twice as plush and half as cheap as he promised in the commercial.

          • Scrapple

            They lured me in with the free candy and before I knew it I had a dining and living room set. I did have enough sense to buy the extended warranty but I haven’t had any issues yet. I actually love the chair. I fall asleep in it most nights.

  • NG212

    I wonder what Sandra’s rate is.

  • NG212

    Now comes the hard part.

    We’re going to need a feed with the full ceremony posted promptly — since there were so many technical issues.

    And we’ll need a BTS post on Str8Up with a million pictures compiled of everything that happened that we didn’t see, as well as gossip from the ceremony and after party.

    • WhimsyCotton

      Hopefully, Zach invited the guy from Nights in Weho to go take pics of all the hot shit in the after party. In him I trust,

  • WhimsyCotton

    I wanted to watch the entire show, but 1) Blake won best Supporting Actor, 2) That annoying mic hog wouldn’t let two guys hotter than him (Jerome and Christian) have a millisecond to shine, and 3) the amount of fan service Cockyboys and Helix got… Girl, no, just no. I will never take Cockyboys seriously, and Helix is just not good enough to get all that damn praise. Apparently, they got Picture of the Year for Lifeguards… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c0ac7bd26e306e005d8fbfa9beb85ae3de63a72841bcc428a3bbf73a08568b3e.gif

    • Tktai Kamilla

      Helix and his models are not even close to the top 5 gay porn studios. However, what a chance that awards made by Str8upgayporn where its creator is the maximum promoter of Helix Studios by social networks, were more protagonists than larger studies and with better models, Falcon, Titan, Next Door… Also “Men At Play” for example … I also did not see to latinos models.

      • WhimsyCotton

        Boomer Banks is a Latino by way of Mexico though I’m not sure if he won anything. Levi Carter won Best Three-way and he’s Latino by way of Paraguay.

        Agree with you about Helix though.

        • sxg

          I honestly think Randy is Latino, at least Latino mixed. He has too many features that resemble Latino men, not to mention his uncut dick and the darker shade of skin tone of that delicous dick that you don’t usually, if ever, see in Caucasian men.

          • WhimsyCotton

            You could be right. Puerto RIcan/Cuban/Mexican (of the White variety) could all make sense.

        • Tktai Kamilla

          They have Latin blood, which is something else, but they are Americans. I mean boys born in Latin America or Spain, there are many good gay porn, but I did not see any here. Hector Da Silva, Dani Robles, Xavi Duran, Klein Kerr, Lucio Saints, Viktor Rom, Allen King, Damien Crosse, Angel Cruz, etc …

  • Scrapple

    Thanks for the quick upload, Zach. There were so many good moments I missed, and ones I need to rewatch.

    Two hours? It really didn’t feel that long.

    • NG212

      Time flies when you throwing shade and feeling thirsty.

      • Scrapple

        I didn’t realize how much stuff I had missed with the feed drops.

  • James Johnson III

    I have been working with a program to sharpen my skills since graduating from the Masters program a few years ago. It was a tough year but graduation from the program was yesterday. Watching the livestream was the perfect way to cap off a great day

  • Jimmy Green

    “Mr” Pam ; The bitch with the ultimate penis envy. Although “she” might actually have one.

  • Zavier

    Omg JJ’s Silver hair is so sexy on him

  • stagboys

    Btw the technical problems with the music people are commenting about must just have been on the live feed, I didn’t hear the music too loud or cutting off any presenters. The show went really smoothly.

    • Zachary Sire

      Yeah…it’s a problem with the way the audio feed was put together in the control booth (it didn’t sound like that in the venue at the show)…but they are attempting to fix it and put in the correct audio.

  • Kanaka

    One question: Did Dazzer represent us well? As the one judge picked from this board I hope he didn’t get too messy.

  • Can you guys fix the audio mix? It’s playing music while people are accepting awards and introducing themselves 😤

    • Zachary Sire

      That was a problem with the way the audio feed was put together in the control booth (it didn’t sound like that in the venue at the show)…but they are attempting to fix it and put in the correct audio.

      • Thanks for the info! The show was amazing!! Xoxo

  • DPS

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b7a87079cc7cd9ab8c35cd8891381f46770e12937cda27202d9f29eba61a212f.gif Finally got to watch the recorded broadcast and I am impressed. The pace was good. Not too much rambling. Best speeches were from Bruce Beckham and Sean Ford. Diesel made an appropriate and spot on message regarding people of color. Brandon looked so sweet how he was engaging Liam I wonder what Liam’s impressions of Brandon were. Favorite moment was Austin Wilde accepting Best Body while eating a doughnut, LOL! He is so adorable, sexy and smoking hot!

    Congratulations Zach! Well done and looking forward to next year.

  • Scrapple

    It doesn’t. Like I said, his rants are great, but I still side-eye the fuck out of them.

  • Sterling

    Who is the fucking DJ? He’s horrible.

    • Zachary Sire

      It was the audio feed sent directly into the live stream…and not what happened in the actual room at the show (thank god). They’re re-editing for me and should have it this week.

  • Gates Ortt

    Whoever did the music sucked.

  • John

    Great job, hard to believe this is the first shot at it….best part is replay video, thanks also whose the hottie with Zach named George?

  • Tellingthetruth

    This show was next level for the porn industry and Sandra was a pro all the way. This was shockingly impressive!