70-Year-Old Man Dies During Happy Ending Massage
If you’re gonna go, this at least has to be one of the best possible ways, right? Via Mirror:
A British man has reportedly died inside a “happy ending” massage parlour in a Thai city, after falling asleep and then choking during the procedure. Police say they arrived at the ‘Lovely Massage’ shop in the Bang Lamung district of Pattaya City to find Robert John Swain, 70, had died at the scene.
Mr. Swain had taken off his clothes and was lying naked on the massage table while being rubbed with oil by the masseuse ‘Miss Oraya’, 39, shortly after 3pm. Oraya said it was the first time Mr. Swain, who arrived on a rented Honda motorcycle, had visited the parlour for a massage.
“Everything was going normally then I noticed he was sleeping,” she said.
“Suddenly he started struggling to breathe. He was gasping and choking. I called the other girls for help and we started pumping his heart.”
The girls weren’t able to pump well enough, and the man was pronounced dead at the scene.
[Mirror: British man, 70, dies inside ‘happy ending’ massage parlour in Thai ‘Sin City’ Pattaya]