Imagine leaving your job for four months and not telling your employers (the American people) where the fuck you were, all while collecting your full salary and benefits, and then being allowed to come back to work whenever you wanted, with your job still totally secure. And in a fun twist, imagine that as one of the things you did at your job, you previously blocked other people from being allowed to do the same thing that you just did! That’s what New Jersey Republican Tom Kean has just gotten away with in the U.S. House of Representatives. Kean went MIA back in March, but he came back from the dead today (speaking of which, anyone hear from Mitch McConnell since he went MIA two weeks ago?) and claims to have been hospitalized with depression for the last four months. Here was his comeback speech this morning:

Most people who are diagnosed with depression get a Prozac script and are sent on their way. (Some can’t even get that.) So, Kean being hospitalized indicates there was something much more severe going on. Although, to be fair, being locked up in a loony bin is a relatively tame life event for a U.S. politician, when you consider that the sitting U.S. president is a convicted rapist and pedophile in the final throes of dementia while bombing schoolgirls and destroying the world. If Kean was/is depressed, great, so are at least 20% of Americans, but you don’t see any of them going AWOL for nearly half a year before magically returning to work with a nice typewritten speech and everything forgiven. Had Kean been honest about his situation four months ago (or even three months ago, at which time he was clearly fully committed to inpatient treatment), and had Kean not previously voted to kick his own constituents off of their health care just one year ago, he might be a sympathetic figure. Instead, he’s just another one of the heartless, spineless, and dishonest ghouls who run this morally bankrupt wasteland called America. He’ll undoubtedly be re-elected in November.

Well, I guess you can probably tell by the above pic what happens next. Yes, spoiler alert, blond cutie Jimmie Ackerman fucks Billy Coogan’s bubble butt bareback in this new BelAmi video. Here are preview photos and the trailer:

Trailer (watch full scene here):

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It was a busy weekend at VOYR, so here’s a quick look back at two new duos released over the last few days, beginning with the site owner himself Rhyheim Shabazz, who’s fucking gorgeous newcomer Marcos Wiki:

A reminder that VOYR trial passes continue to be $1 using any of the links in this article. Trailer (watch full scene here):

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And here was the duo released yesterday, with thick-cocked Big Rod topping Vitor Augusti:

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The last time gay porn star Zane Anders was covered here was all the way back in 2019, when he had a bisexual three-way with Lance Hart (who has since transitioned to become Lucy Hart) and Alura TNT Jenson in the back of an SUV at Men.com. Remember Alura’s squirting pussy? Such simpler times, in the year of our lord 2019:

Lance, Zane, and Alura fucked in the back of an SUV in 2019, which is the kind of thing we still see on Men.com today, so in that regard, things haven’t changed that much at all over the last seven years.

After a long hiatus, Zane returns to Men.com today to fuck a gay porn star named Zac Barrett in a locker room, but there’s no squirting pussy and no SUV this time around. Zane and Zac play cops in this scene, which Men.com has actually titled PIGS, as you can see here:

It’s fun to see a mainstream studio using such a blatantly derogatory slur for police officers, but it’s 2026, and they must’ve just figured, fuck it, anything goes. The preview:

Clip (watch full scene here):

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The report below doesn’t say who was the top and who was the bottom, so please note that the exact details in the headline above have not been confirmed. It’s possible that the victim was the top and the suspect was the (bossy) bottom, but for now, I’m going with the more obvious assumption that this involved a violent powertop. In Florida, of course, via WPLG:

A West Miami man is facing three felony charges after he pulled a gun on, choked and beat another man who was upset at him over a revolting act during a sexual encounter, according to police.

West Miami police said the crime happened at around 6 a.m. Sunday at the home of suspect Luis Alberto Negrin, 38, in the 6100 block of Southwest 14th Street.

Police said they responded after getting a call about the victim “crying and bleeding in the middle of the roadway.”

An arrest report states that the victim and Negrin had been drinking and smoking cigarettes throughout the early morning hours, which eventually led to sex.

Police said during the encounter, Negrin committed an act involving “fecal matter” without the victim’s consent, leaving the victim “angry and disgusted” and leading to a “verbal argument.”

The report states that it “quickly escalated into a physical confrontation” when Negrin pulled a small silver gun out and pointed it at the victim’s head “while making threatening gestures.”

Negrin is facing three charges: Aggravated assault with a firearm, battery by strangulation, and tampering with a witness or victim. Another incident report states that Negrin “smeared fecal matter during sex,” so it sounds like the bottom became upset/embarrassed that he wasn’t cleaned out properly, Negrin kept fucking him anyway, and things escalated from there. Happy Pride.

Is the summer heat making your favorite gay porn stars extra horny? The cocks are huge and the holes are gaping in this edition of the Thirst Trap Recap, and I have literally no idea how you’re going to select just one man from the collection below. Please try your hardest to cast a vote in the poll. But first, here’s a reminder that blonds definitely have more fun, because Daniel Justice was the winner of the last TTR:

We’ll see dreamy Daniel again as a finalist in the year-end Thirst Trap King contest. Who will be joining him from the collection below? It’s up to you! Don’t forget that if you have more than one favorite, you can always vote again tomorrow, because the poll allows you to cast one vote every 24 hours.

Oliver Marks

Texas Twink

Jkab Ethan Dale

Geo Scar

Ethan Rhett

Gabriel Coimbra

Lane Colten

Angel Elias

Colt Spence

HungJakeLA

Eric Rey

I have no idea who the bottom is (did I miss his solo debut?), but it’s great to see Chase back for his first fucking scene at Corbin Fisher. Here’s the preview:

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MAGA always gonna MAGA. The blackmailed pedophile’s “Great American State Fair” has been a tragic and pathetic shitshow from the moment it opened earlier this week, with sparse attendance, melted ice cream, creepy Zionist singers, and on Thursday, a sexual predator jacking off in public while filming female acrobats. The perverted cult member is a MAGA livestreamer named Gian Rachtelli (as seen above), and multiple witnesses notified police after they saw him masturbating in broad daylight in front of the circus booth. Rachtelli was arrested and charged with lewd and obscene acts in public, and the affidavit is below (click to enlarge).