Holy Water And Prayers Used To Restore Church Altar Where Couple Filmed Sex Tape

Posted November 12, 2021 by with 3 comments

Today in people fucking on church altars, a couple made a sex tape of themselves fucking on a church altar in Belgium. (Joel Birkin, as seen above, was sadly not involved in this church fuckfest.) The police are investigating, and holy water was used to cleanse the altar. Via Brussels Times:

The altar at the Sint-Michiel church in the municipality of Bree, in the Limburg province, was sprinkled with holy water this weekend to restore the church to its former glory after a sex video was recorded there.

Last week, the Limburg police opened an investigation into an explicit video, which showed a man and a woman having sex on the church’s altar, that was circulating on social media.

“From our church, intimacy was made public and put up for grabs in the media,” Dean Jaak Janssen said on local radio on Sunday. “In this way, the meaning of the church building and the altar were wronged. The place of honour to God was profaned. Many people are shocked.”

At the suggestion of churchgoers and the diocese, a prayer was said, and the altar was sprinkled with holy water, in order to restore the true purpose of the church building. In the meantime, the couple in the video have been identified and questioned by the police, according to reports in local media.

[Brussels Times: Holy water and prayers must restore altar in Flemish church after sex video]

I looked everywhere for the video (of course I did), but all I could find was this completely blurred-out image that’s allegedly from the tape. Via tabloid DailyStar:

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