Brain Dead MAGA Congressman And Trophy Wife Of 8 Months Getting Divorced
Via RawStory:
In a statement released by Madison Cawthorn’s office, the freshman congressman explained why he and his wife decided to separate.
“When my wife Cristina and I were engaged, I was not a member of Congress, I felt called to serve and we both agreed that I should run,” he began. “Overnight our lives changed. That change has been both hectic and difficult, it’s neither the pace nor the lifestyle we had planned for.”
Cristina Bayardelle Cawthorn tells local news station Fox 46 that she and Cawthorn “had an incredible journey together” but added that “the lifestyle shift into public life has been strenuous, and many aspects of the transition have been unexpected.”
The couple is already being mocked on Twitter, with many fueling rumors that the bimbo wife likely cheated on MAGA Madison:
“Hey everyone, my girl back home sent me some pics of her backing the blue, check it out!” pic.twitter.com/OrRw1MxO0M
— the twink with no name ♂️ (@postingtwink) September 12, 2021
Others are parodying said rumors, of course:
who’s gonna tell him pic.twitter.com/nIweX79LjQ
— critical based theory (@pillmunching) September 12, 2021