Florida Man Jailed For Murdering Neighbor’s Rooster

Posted July 6, 2022 by Zach with 0 comments

“Next thing you know, he calls the chicken police on me!”

It’s the most Florida of all Florida stories ever told (well, I guess it could’ve been more of a Florida story if the guy had fucked the chicken before he killed it).

Watching this, I couldn’t help but wonder, how has a person like this survived on earth for this long?