Today In Naked Florida Men
Via Fox35:
A naked Florida man who was armed with a machete when he allegedly tried to steal another man’s clothes was arrested Monday morning at a DeLand gas station, according to the Volusia Sheriff’s Office.
Shortly before 10 a.m., deputies arrived to an area near the Volusia County Fairgrounds after a surveyor working in the area said the suspect – later identified as 34-year-old Brandon Wright – was picking palmetto berries in the woods, and suddenly approached him with a large machete-style knife and demanded his clothes, wallet and phone.
Wright was taken to the Volusia County Branch Jail on charges of attempted robbery with a deadly weapon, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
In August 2021, Wright was involved in a similar incident where he ran around naked in the same area, according to VSO. He also has prior convictions including false imprisonment, possession of cocaine and battery on a law enforcement officer, deputies said.
Mental health issues and machete aside, this guy looks so fucking hot. Wish they hadn’t blurred out his ass and cock. The naked push-ups are so sexy, and I love how the helicopter pilot calls him “athletic and thicc” (although, I’m sure he meant “thick”):
