FDA Warns Americans Not To Cook Chicken In Nyquil
While Americans were already the stupidest people on earth, social media—and TikTok in particular—has helped propel that stupidity to new heights (or depths), and when people aren’t using their apps to engage in hate speech or spread fake news, they’re sharing various ways to commit suicide, like cooking chicken in Nyquil. Anyone who’s been sickened or killed by this obviously deserves it, and it’s sad to see the FDA having to formally tell people not to do this. Please, just let them all die.
One of the many Nyquil/chicken videos that’s gone viral, which, in fairness to its creator, does appear to be an attempt at comedy:
Wait what the fuck people are cooking chicken in nyquil I’m gunna be sick pic.twitter.com/kXkJauxHYR
— ToasteonYukitake 🦊 Freshly Baked Fox God (@Toasteon_En) September 16, 2022
