Colombian Soccer Player Pulls Out Penis During Game To Distract Opponent

Posted October 19, 2022 by with 3 comments

He’s not as hot as some of his teammates, but I respect anyone smart enough to distract me with good dick, so I can’t complain.

Via DailyMail:

A Colombian top division soccer player stunned fans on Saturday by pulling out his penis as a means of distracting an opponent before a dangerous free-kick.  

In a moment of madness, Independiente Santa Fe defender Geisson Perea exposed his penis while standing in the wall, while a player from Jaguares de Cordoba lined up a free kick.

It is thought Perera was using the ballsy tactic as a means of distracting the player – and it appeared to work as the Jaguares man skewed his effort wide of the target — and thankfully Perea’s package too.

However, Perea has spoken out following the incident, claiming he was not intending to expose himself to the world.

[DailyMail]

Here’s Perea explaining the dick slip (he’s speaking Spanish, but I think he’s basically saying he was fixing his waistband, and he wasn’t aware the camera could see him):

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