OnlyFans Model Says He Can’t Leave The House Without People Staring At His 14-Inch Cock
Today in fake news, British tabloid DailyStar has an interview with an OnlyFans model who says his cock is so big, people stare at him whenever he leaves the house. Excerpt:
An OnlyFans star who claims to have a huge 14-inch penis says he constantly get stared at in public. Marc Rocke, 33, used to have a manhood measuring 8 inches in length and 5 1/2 inches in girth. However, he claims he underwent two experimental surgeries to bring his penis to a final measurement of 14 inches in length and 12 inches in girth.
And now he says people can’t help but double-take when they see his huge package – which he struggles to hide under his clothes. Despite calling the attention “incredible”, Marc, from the US, says that going out in public is now an “adventure” with looks and double-takes wherever he goes.
“On one hand, I enjoy the attention; but on the other hand, I just want to get my milk and go home,” he joked.
Marc claims he underwent surgery costing $80,000 to release the suspensory ligament and inject it with dermal fillers and body fat, as well as placing a large prosthesis within it.
I’m not sure if this is worse than those guys with the fake dildos in their sweatpants, but it’s certainly representative of the times in which we’re living. Here’s one of the photos he posted, which he says is real. Move over ChatGPT:
I love that he couldn’t even bother to make it look remotely real. At least the fake dildo scammers appear to be trying to trick you. This freak doesn’t even care. And yet, he’s being interviewed by a well-known tabloid website, which doesn’t tell readers that everything he’s saying is complete nonsense. More than anything, this is kind of sad, when you realize there are people actually spending money on his OnlyFans.
Here’s another image, in which he shows the fake before and after pictures from the fake surgery he never had. At least this one is so stupid, it’s kind of funny:
Literally any one of us could do this. Put on a mask, get an oversized dildo, launch an OnlyFans, and you’re all set. You can be totally anonymous, and you don’t even really need to know how to do Photoshop, since this guy obviously sucks ass at it.
14 inches thick, LOL:
You know what? I’m going to just be optimistic and assume that all of his fans know it’s fake. They simply have a fetish for CGI dildos and poorly edited photos/videos.
