Retired Cop Launches Armed Dog Walking Service That Literally No One Can Afford
The last thing I want is a god damn gun anywhere near my dog, and no one in their right mind is going to pay $60 for a 1-hour dog walk (even the most high-end pet sitter in south Orange County will only charge around $40/hour, and that’s insane enough), and yet…I couldn’t help but kind of stan this bitch when she answered the reporter’s last question at 2:30:
I appreciate her love for animals, but her history as a police officer doesn’t give me “peace of mind.” Also, is she going to be walking down residential streets in upper middle class Mission Viejo fully strapped with a glock hanging from her waist? That’s supposed to make people feel safer? And again, $60? Why are cops always so delusional?
Bonus gif of John Fenoglio, just because:
