Nebraska Funeral Home Worker Arrested For Fucking Sex Doll In Dead Person’s Apartment

Posted October 15, 2023 by with 2 comments

I don’t know why he asked permission to remove the doll when he could’ve just stolen it and fucked it at his own home? It’s not like anyone was going to miss it, given the original owner was dead. Maybe the property manager was keeping watch on the apartment, and the funeral home worker knew he couldn’t just walk out with the doll. Via The Smoking Gun:

Investigators say Ryan Smith, 41, and a colleague were dispatched last week to a home in Omaha to collect the body of an individual who died there.

A sex doll was inside the residence at the Rock Creek Apartments complex.

Police allege that Smith subsequently called the property manager and claimed that the local sheriff had asked him to collect the sex doll for evidentiary purposes.

Smith’s request was denied by the manager, who later returned to the apartment and heard noises emanating from the unit (which had been locked from the inside with a deadbolt and chain).

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Per TSG, Smith was seen leaving the apartment with his clothes “disheveled,” and that prompted the property manager to call police, who then arrested him and charged him with felony burglary. Smith was fired from the funeral home, and police might be filing additional charges after conducting DNA tests on the doll, I guess to see if there’s any cum in it?

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