Hunter Biden Guilty On All Felony Charges In Gun Case, Faces 25 Years In Prison

Posted June 11, 2024 by with 7 comments

Well, our shithole country is full of convicted felons, and we got another one today. Hunter Biden was convicted today on three felony counts for lying on a federal form about his drug use when he bought a gun, and he now faces 25 years in prison when he’s sentenced later this year. A crackhead with a gun is always a dicey mix, but the most surprising thing I learned during this trial was that Hunter was fucking his dead brother’s wife back in 2018, and they smoked crack together before the widow found Hunter’s gun and threw it in a garbage can outside a grocery store. Just your typical American family! Via ABC:

In the most perfect American coincidence, Hunter’s dad, the president of the United States, was speaking at a gun violence prevention conference shortly after the verdict was announced, and Sleepy Joe issued a statement saying he “respects the judicial process.” Via ABC:

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