Someone Named Ingrid Andress Made Everyone Want To Slice Off Their Ears While She Sang The National Anthem At A Baseball Game
On the one hand, I hate America and I hate this stupid song, so I don’t mind seeing our shithole country deservedly disrespected like this. It’s a fitting rendition. On the other hand, this literally scared my dog, who jumped off the couch and ran into the other room when she hit that first note, so I wouldn’t wish having to listen to this on my worst enemy (OK, I probably would). Here’s someone who calls herself “Ingrid Andress” singing the Star-Spangled Banner at a dumb baseball game last night in Texas:
Overnight, Ingrid Andress apologized on Instagram and said she’s checking herself into rehab, LOL, but I don’t think that’s gonna be good enough. She needs to have her vocal chords surgically removed.
