French Pole Vaulter Loses At Olympics Due To His Huge Cock
Ahh, the downside of having a big ass dick. C’est la vie. I suppose there are worse ways to lose at the Olympics. French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s dreams may have been dashed this weekend, but he’s given all of us plenty to be thankful for. Ammirati’s massive penis appears to have gotten in the way during a qualifying jump yesterday, via Variety:
Ammirati missed his target height and knocked down the pole with his bulge on Saturday, which caused him to fail his qualifying track for the final. The scene left commentators scrambling to find words but it quickly sparked memes and jokes all over social media.
A few videos so you can enjoy Ammirati’s enormous bulge (not to mention his perfect ass, too) over and over again:
Anthony Ammirati failed the bar and the commentators are clearly having a hard time acknowledging what happened 😂 HELP I’M DYING pic.twitter.com/5hOHttVA5g
— Gladys Wotching (@Glodyswotcher) August 3, 2024
Couldn’t resist adding a cartoon boing to Anthony Ammirati’s pole vault. What a way to clip the bar 😵 fair play to the guy. pic.twitter.com/wGPtco2fy6
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) August 3, 2024
Not the worse thing in the World losing a Gold Medal in the #Olympics    because you’re packing a French Baguette 🤣😂😂 Anthony Ammirati you sir won at life 🤣😂😂 pic.twitter.com/QfYVWNeGeR
— Opie Radio podcast (@OpieRadio) August 3, 2024
🎬 The French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati is disqualified for knocking down the bar with his penis.
👤 /u/SameItem
📂 /r/funny
🔗 https://t.co/RGGx11AcD2 pic.twitter.com/nN448m5A2y— Trending Videos (@ViralRedditVids) August 3, 2024
And a gif, of course, showing how the athlete’s incredibly heavy dick brought down the bar:
ADDED:
An image from Anthony Ammirati’s Instagram. Jesus Christ:
