Naked Man Wielding Chainsaw Arrested For Burglary In Missouri
Kinda hot, kinda crazy. A man named Lloyd E. Tabor III broke into a garage in Lebanon, Missouri and stole a bicycle, and then he stole a chainsaw out of someone else’s house down the street. It’d be funny if he were seen naked riding the bike and wielding the chainsaw at the same time, but all this local report says it that he was arrested while nude and “in possession” of the chainsaw.