[UPDATED] NYT Obtains Document Showing Matt Gaetz Venmo Payments To Prostitutes He Fucked

Posted November 20, 2024 by with 8 comments

UPDATE:

Wasn’t I the one who wrote just a few days ago that none of us should spend one second paying attention to any of the freaks in this clown car, because none of them will be around this time next year? Guess the joke’s on me since I was dumb enough to post anything further on any of them, because of course this happened today: Matt Gaetz is no longer the Attorney General nominee. Via MSNBC:

I’ll say it again and try to follow my own advice better this time: STOP paying attention to any of this shit. Just stop. These are just the sick machinations of a demented rapist criminal—who will be dead before his get-out-of-jail-free-card presidency is over—trying to protect his similarly sick criminal rapist cronies. Like I said, none of them will be around this time next year. And actually, some of them won’t even be around this time next week!

Original story as posted yesterday:

Uhhh, idk if it’s because I’m old and my eyes are shot, but I had to “click to enlarge” that image seven zillion times before I could make any of it out. Even then, I feel like I’m having an aneurysm. Basically, as we all already knew, MAGA pedophile and Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz paid thousands of dollars to women for sex (makes sense, given no one in their right mind would have sex with that ghoul for free), and one of those women testified to congress that she witnessed Gaetz fucking an underage girl on a hockey table at a drug-fueled sex party in Florida. The NYT obtained the document thanks to a fun congressperson who leaked it, but they redacted the bejesus out of it, as you can see above. The full report from the House Ethics Committee on Gaetz’s sex trafficking is still not released, but hopefully someone on the panel will say “fuck it” and send it out before the weekend. This interview with the NYT reporter who obtained the Venmo payments document is via MSNBC:

And this clip below from last night’s Daily Show is hilarious, although it gets sort of silly and off track in the last couple minutes:

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