[UPDATED] Hunky Alleged CEO Killer Luigi Mangione Arrested At Pennsylvania McDonald’s

Posted December 9, 2024 by with 74 comments

Well, shit. He pulled off the hit flawlessly and looked to have covered all his bases, so it’s a bit surprising that the United “Healthcare” CEO killer was careless enough to be caught eating in a Pennsylvania McDonald’s. If he would’ve laid low and stayed out of the public eye for a few more weeks, people would’ve forgotten about him.

It was a McDonald’s employee who recognized him and called the cops (who never would’ve caught him on their own), proving once again that nothing good will ever come from the toxic waste dump that calls itself a restaurant. His name is Luigi Mangione, and he was arrested on a weapons charge, but he’ll get the murder charge once he’s extradited to New York. News via WUSA:

Luigi was arrested while carrying a ghost gun, a fake ID, and an alleged manifesto, which read in part, “These parasites had it coming. I do apologize for any strife and trauma, but it had to be done.”

His mug shot from the Altoona, PA police just released:

Brooding and almost sinister (yet still extremely handsome), the mug shot shows a darker side of Luigi, compared to the cheery Facebook pics below. Of course, he probably wasn’t in a very good mood today, having just been arrested for murder.

ADDED: Luigi appearing for his arraignment moments ago:

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And here’s another recap from Inside Edition with more new pics:

Not “musclebound Mangione” lmaoooo.

Those FB pics from a few years ago:

I cannot believe I’m going here already (yes I can), but I’m getting a BelAmi vibe from him. He would’ve been perfect there if he’d taken a different path a few years ago.

Then again, he also reminds me of old school Sean Cody model Jessie?

Background on Luigi’s education via Axios:

Mangione attended the University of Pennsylvania, graduating in May 2020 with both a bachelor’s degree and a master’s degree, a Penn spokesperson told Axios. He received a Bachelor of Science in Engineering with a major in computer science and a minor in mathematics. He also received a Master of Science in Engineering in computer and information science. Mangione graduated in 2016 as valedictorian of the Gilman School, a prep school in Maryland, multiple media outlets reported. A LinkedIn account attributed to Mangione says he served as head counselor at a Stanford University pre-collegiate studies program in 2019.

How someone this brilliant was caught with a gun and a manifesto on him while dining in a public restaurant is beyond me. Maybe he wanted to be caught.

Finally, here’s Luigi giving his valedictorian speech at the Maryland private school back in 2016:

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