Naked Pennsylvania Hunk Arrested For Beating Up Cops While High On Drugs, Drinking Toilet Water, And Praying
Tale as old as time: It’s always the hot ones who are the craziest. News on the latest naked American man losing his mind while drinking toilet water and praying, via WTAJ:
Keatin Jarrid Gaines, 36, of Morrisdale, had bail denied after being charged with multiple counts of aggravated assault, assault of law enforcement, resisting arrest, harassment, simple assault and endangering the welfare of a child Thursday, Dec. 12. Gaines’ mother said he lived in the camper outside and came into the house naked and on drugs and told her she was going to meet the lord, the complaint reads. Her husband later told police that Gaines took him and two children in the home into the bathroom where he began to drink toilet water and loudly pray.
I wonder if the lord was telling him to drink the toilet water prior to entering the bathroom, or did he begin praying and talking to the lord after drinking the toilet water, because it didn’t taste good? Troopers used tasers on the naked man, but they had no effect (probably due to all the meth and/or PCP). He started kicking and punching them, breaking one trooper’s ribs and breaking the hand of another, until he finally gave up. He’s now being held without bail. Wonder if his cell has a toilet…
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