Florida Hooker Arrested After Attacking Man With Silly String During Road House Brawl

Posted September 23, 2025 by with 3 comments

Via The Smoking Gun:

A Florida Woman has been arrested for an alleged Silly String attack. Investigators say that the colorful battery occurred Thursday evening at the OCC Road House bar in Clearwater. As detailed in an arrest affidavit, Krystl Watts, 48, “confronted the victim” and “began spraying” him with Silly String until the can was empty. She then allegedly threw the can at the victim, Jessee Hammock, 33. The Silly String struck Hammock in the forehead, “causing a laceration.”

Of course her name is Krystl.

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It’s not known whether or not the victim was a john or just a random man in the Road House, but according to TSG, Krystl has escort ads up indicating that she services clients in Tampa and Clearwater, Florida.

Speaking of Road House, how excited are you for the upcoming Road House sequel, to be directed by Madonna’s ex-husband? I can’t wait.

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