Trump’s America: Massive Brawl Over Food Mix-Up At Whataburger

Posted October 8, 2025 by with 2 comments

I’ve never been to a Whataburger, so I don’t know if it’s worth dying for, or if it’s worth being locked up in jail for, as several of the men and women in the video below were. And for what? For a little bit of burger. Report on the weekend Whataburger brawl in San Antonio via WOAI:

That is the most random group of assholes I’ve ever seen. What was the old lady doing with them??

The guy in the jeans (I guess his name is Andrew Lopez, based on the mug shot) is just haphazardly slugging people, but what’s even crazier is the way the guy reacts after being bludgeoned, just sort of plopping down on the table at :08 in the video below. Either he was stoned/drunk (this happened late at night at a fast food chain, so everyone was probably high), or maybe the punch really fucked him up.

Hide picture