List Of Things Stuck In Rectums In 2025
This list was pulled from actual real-life emergency room visits, via the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database, and it was originally published at Defector. A sampling of some of the “best” items shoved in rectums in 2025 (more here):
- TURKEY BASTER
- PLASTIC CLEANSER BOTTLE (FULL OF LIQUID)
- “REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM”
- “REPORTS 7-INCH DILDO INSERTED INTO RECTUM WHEN IT ACCIDENTALLY WENT TOO FAR. HE ATTEMPTED TO USE PLIERS TO REMOVE IT. PLIERS STUCK TOO”
- “PLASTIC COATHANGER INSIDE HIS ANUS. HE INSERTED THE HANGER DURING SEXUAL ACTIVITY. HE CUT OFF THE OUTSIDE OF THE HANGER SO HE COULD DRIVE TO THE ER”
- PENNY
- SANDAL
- DOORKNOB
- “HE INSERTED A LIGHT BULB INTO HIS RECTUM THIS MORNING WITH THE GLASS SIDE FIRST AND DUE TO THE SUCTION EFFECT, THE BULB GOT SUCKED UP”
[Defector]
