Men In Iowa Say They Have The Largest Penises
[gif of gay porn star Brooks, who may or may not be from Iowa, is via Sean Cody]
As always, you have to take these surveys with a grain of salt, because the results are based on responses from men who self-reported the sizes of their own penises. And with that in mind, I’m surprised there aren’t any states with averages closer to 8 inches. This survey was conducted by a cosmetic surgery and “men’s wellness” clinic called BespokeSurgical, and the state with the most well-hung men is allegedly Iowa, where the average cock is 7.13 inches long. Following Iowa, it’s South Carolina (7.04) and Arizona (7.01). The state with the shortest dicks and the most honest men is Nebraska (5.41). Tons more data and additional charts, including which state has the “biggest growers,” is here.
