James Comey Indicted By DOJ For Instagram Pic Of Seashells
No, this is not a joke: Former FBI director James Comey has been charged with threatening the life of the President of the United States for posting an Instagram pic of seashells, as seen above. He’s also been charged for using interstate communications (IG) to make the threat. Like the Blackmailed Pedo’s first indictment against Comey last year, this second one will undoubtedly be thrown out, too. Via CNN:
🇺🇸 Ex-FBI Director Comey indicted on two counts in North Carolinapic.twitter.com/nXP3kT1OBt
— U.S.A.I. 🇺🇸 (@researchUSAI) April 28, 2026
There’s more via NBC below (the below report is from this morning before the indictment was unsealed, so they didn’t have the specific charges yet):
Asking to get rid of someone doesn’t mean you want to murder them, as anyone with a functioning brain knows, but we live in a time where most people don’t actually have functioning brains, so I suppose this indictment, which was handed down by an actual grand jury of actual people, isn’t a surprise. Via Wikipedia:
Eighty-six or 86 is American English slang, generally meaning to “get rid of” someone or something. In the hospitality industry, it is used to indicate that an item is no longer available, traditionally from a food or drinks establishment, or referring to a person or people who are not welcome on the premises. Its etymology is unknown, but the term seems to have been coined in the 1920s or 1930s.
