Austin Wolf Fucks Damian Night In “The Thirst Part 1”
Did you need a Fury Road/Mad Max gay porn parody this Memorial Day? Well, whether you did or not, that’s what Men.com is giving you this weekend. The first episode of “The Thirst,” starring Damian Night and Austin Wolf, was just released, and it’s all about slutty gays being thirsty for water and/or cum in a futuristic America following the apocalypse. I think this was filmed near Las Vegas, which, like most major American cities, is already kind of apocalyptic right now, coincidentally.
You’ll see a bit of Malik Delgaty in this opening scene, as he’s the lead star of the series, but it’s Austin and Damian having sex in a tent in this first episode. They’re also wearing these gowns/tunics(?) that kind of look like dresses from Banana Republic or J. Crew? Cute:
He’s kinda serving…
2015’s Mad Max: Fury Road is perhaps the best action movie ever (Terminator 2 and Mission Impossible: Fallout might be as good or better, depending on my mood), but the prequel that opened today, Furiosa, is a blatant cash grab that serves no real purpose, other than to show off director George Miller’s brilliance. I guess if people want a pointless popcorn movie, they’ll go see it. If people want to jerk off to a gay porn parody instead, they’ll watch muscle hunk Austin Wolf fucking powerbottom Damian Night, as seen here:
Trailer (watch full scene here):
And here’s the full series trailer, in which Malik Delgaty says the words, “My father was a high-ranking intelligence officer”:
