Austin Wolf Would Like $5,000 To Drive Around All Summer

Posted March 2, 2015 by with 25 comments

austingofundmeIt sounds like Colby Keller’s “Colby Does America,” only without all the art porn?

Rentboy and soon-to-be former Randy Blue exclusive (I’ve heard he won’t be renewing his contract due to Randy Blue’s upcoming shift to bareback productions) Austin Wolf joins the parade of gay porn stars with GoFundMe campaigns, and all he wants is $5,000 to drive around in an RV, meet fans, escort, and have hot sex all summer long. Can I come with?

MODEL TOUR ACCROSS THE USA
this is to get the costs of the RV, gas and hotels
PLEASE HELP!!! ­čÖé

1st stop: Dallas, TX for purple party
May 8th through the 10th

driving the 11th

2nd stop: Pheonix, AZ
May 12th through the 14th

driving the 15th (quick 6 hour trip)

3rd stop: Long Beach, CA for Pride
May 15th through the 17th

driving the 18th

4th stop: Kansas City, MO
May 9th through the 21st

Austin Wolf is hot, but I’m pretty sure he’s not magic. How does he plan on being in two places at the same time? May 9th through the 21st in Kansas City while also being in Phoenix and Long Beach May 8th through the 17th? Maybe it’s a typo.

The schedule goes on (and on, and on, and on…) all the way to July, with Austin Wolf driving back and forth across the country multiple times, and even heading up to Toronto, Canada at the end. All that driving sounds like a nightmare, not to mention living out of an RV and/or cheap motels for three months. My prediction: The road trip will be cut short by the end of May.

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