Bareback Blogger’s “Goal” For 2014: Dump 100 Raw Loads Into Sex Partners

Posted January 14, 2014 by with 15 comments

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Some people vow to quit smoking or to exercise more as their new year’s resolution. Bareback blogger Raw Top has resolved to “give” at least 100 loads in 2014:

2013 was a decent year for me sexually, but once again I didn’t get to the 100 loads given goal that I always want to achieve – I only gave 55 loads. But let me back up a little and paint a bigger picture…

I had topped guys on 75 occasions last year. An “occasion” can be anything from a proper 1-on-1 hookup, to going to a sex party, to fucking a guy in the bathroom at a bar. That’s actually the 2nd best ever year for me (since I started keeping track in 2006). 2008 was the only year I did better – I topped guys on 89 occasions that year.

I’ve long held that Raw Top, his persona, and his entire blog is actually one big (and rather clever) parody of the bareback community. No one can be this meticulously OCD about their hookups and how many loads they shoot, can they? Or, maybe he is real and I’m being naïve?

In those 75 occasions I fucked 79 guys I’d never fucked before (a new record – in 2008 the number was only 67). As I mentioned I gave 55 loads. Part of the gap between 75 and 55 is fucks in places like The Eagle where I’m drunk and the position isn’t really right for me to cum. But beyond that there were more times this year that I couldn’t cum than I’d like. Of the 55 loads, 30 were in asses that I hadn’t cum in before.

For 2014 I still want to hit my 100 load given goal, though I’m not sure how likely it will be to happen.

Are we to believe that, even while drunk in a bar, he’s able to keep track of his loads? Does he carry a pen and note pad with him? Maybe he has an app on his phone.

Another goal for 2014 is to go to more sex parties, bathhouses, etc. In other words, I want to do more group sex in 2014. I’d like to go to a sex party every week, but I think two a month is a more realistic goal. The number of guys I get my dick in really goes up at sex parties, I mean it’s not hard to fuck 10+ guys at a party. If I went to 25 parties, that’s 250 guys…

There are obviously normal people who love to have a lot of sex, and there are also plenty of people who are actual sex addicts, but Raw Top is neither. He’s mentally ill.

  • JoshChicago

    A poster boy for pro-abortion activists if there ever was one.

  • Justin van Breen

    All that focus on the quantity of sex he’s having, without a thought to the quality, seems to be rather missing the point. It’s very sad.

  • J2
    • JoshChicago

      He should be more concerned about how fast his T-cells start crashing toward zero and less about the delivery speed of his Truvada which will be worthless to him without a combination of other drugs at the rate he’s going.

      • Zoompietro

        Well he’s a top and their risk is “minimal”, or at least that’s how dumbasses like Chris Crocker would try to rationalize it.

  • Bull

    YIKES!

  • JoePorn

    My goals are usually like career oriented, community oriented and maybe even $$ oriented. I don’t think he wish is ‘sick’ but I guess I’m not as shallow as I thought I was.

  • Cosmic

    This creep posts on a few comment/message boards chastising people who don’t share his condom free love philosophy.He jumped me awhile back because I dared to criticize Charlie Harding for his infamous shirt stunt.

  • Aramis

    How is it? He likes to tell us – with details – all the deviant sexual practises he is in but never show us his face…

  • JoshChicago

    Fun with AIDS and Portmanteaurs!

    RAWTAIDS, RAWTOMENTAL, MENTALAIDS, RAWTOPMENTAL, AIDNTALLY, TALLYMYAIDS, TALLYMYLOADS+,

    • JoshChicago

      ……And my favorite – DEADB4XMAS.

  • jim m

    he can fuck my ass anytime raw. otherwise, why bother?

  • jim m

    he can fuck my ass bareback anytime. otherwise, why bother to fuck?

  • rawTOP

    Just noticing this now. For starters, yes, I really am that anal about keeping track (I’m not a parody of anything). It’s admittedly difficult at a sex party – sometimes I don’t know whether I’ve fucked a guy already or not. Loads are easier to track since I typically only cum once a day. And yes, I do care about quality as well as quantity. What’s the point of having bad sex? And no, I’m not mentally ill. I actually have a pretty well-rounded life. Having sex is a rather minor (but significant) part of my life, actually. If it were a bigger part of my life I’d be fucking a lot more guys.

  • Mark-E-Mark

    WTF? People actually are having that much sex with random guys that they have to hire a chalk board guy to keep count. Blech!! This is a joke or someone needs some mental help.