Bears Are Taking Over A Southern California Neighborhood
No, it’s not in Silverlake, and it’s not the hot kind of bears that you jerk off to (well, I certainly hope it’s not). It’s actual bears, and they’re taking over a little city called Sierra Madre that’s just east of Pasadena, at the foothills of the Angeles National Forest. Public events are being canceled, homes are being broken into and ransacked, and as I noted last month after that stingray impaling, the animals are beginning to get their revenge on us for decimating their planet. It’s only fair. Via KTLA: