Best Dressed Gay Porn Stars At The Grabbys, Ranked

Posted May 24, 2015 by with 58 comments

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31. Seth Santoro
30. Billy Santoro

IMG_962029. Tommy Defendi

IMG_958428. Ricky Roman
27. Colby Keller

IMG_957126. Ricky Roman
25. Michael Ribezzo
24. Levi Karter
23. Liam Riley
22. Jacob Ladder
21. Frankie Valentine
20. RJ Sebastian
19. Benny Morecock
18. Max Carter
17. Jake Jaxson
16. Tayte Hanson

IMG_959315. Dirk Caber

IMG_953614. Jimmy Fanz

IMG_957913. Tayte Hanson
12. Andy Pandy

IMG_960611. Jackson Fillmore
10. mr. Pam

IMG_96109. Jimmy Durano
8. Christian Owen

IMG_95787. Frankie Valentine
6. Jacob Ladder

IMG_96345. Liam Riley

IMG_96174. Logan McCree

IMG_95553. Ryan Rose

IMG_95462. Boomer Banks

IMG_95371. Diesel Washington

  • Seahawksfan

    Wasn’t Tommy Defendi supposed to make some announcement at the Grabbys about his retirement from gay porn? Anybody hear anything?

    • sxg

      He did, I think Zach tweeted it out.

    • Zachary Sire
      • Seahawksfan

        Thanks, Zach. Just what I was looking for.

      • Seahawksfan

        By the way, despite the fact that I don’t always agree with your approach to every article you post or your choice of what to highlight, I do think yours is the best gay porn blog out there overall. It’s not surprising who won. Cheerleaders always get their man, so to speak.

        • n24rc

          Queermenow’s updated appearance is fucking ugly and the owner is a massive kiss ass.

          I’m assuming he is the Dr. in that blind item from awhile ago.

          • Luca

            remind me which blind item?

            I think the guy from queermenow just plays nice, he’s one of those guys that only wants to say good things and doesn’t like drama (i.e., boring).

          • Kevin

            Queermenow used to be porn blog i would check out daily but he’s indeed a kiss ass, he basically regurgitates old news and it’s no fun. And you can’t go to his site without seeing Johnny V’s big fucking head, is he friends with them? The only reason he got invited to go to Prague to cover the BA/NakedSword collaboration is because he’s such a kiss ass. And who is that Philly T guy who sends him pictures of events, does he work in the porn industry?

  • sxg

    The top 3 look beyond fucking ridiculous! I’d reverse this list and have Billy and Seth as best dressed. At least they don’t look like some boomer fashion nightmare!

    I think Jimmy is just so fucking adorable it’s unreal! And another blog has a pic showing off his legs a little better, and damn he’s been putting a lot of work on them! A shame his shorts weren’t bare-ass!

    I wonder if Logan McCree and Dirk took a pic together in their kilts. I think Dirk pulled it off better.

    Oh and Jimmy and Christrian look great together! I’m glad they didn’t do a Miami Vice repeat!

  • Hannah Melia

    How is Andy Taylor not even on the list???

    • OneOfTheManyChris

      Zach didn’t get a pic of him for some reason. Or did you not notice the most excellent system of ranking he used?

      • OneOfTheManyChris

        For the record, I posted before Zach tweeted to Andy that he didn’t have a good pic of him.

    • n24rc

      Let’s just assume this fashion article was written post partying under a huge hangover.

    • andrew

      Why wasn’t Rip Taylor on the list?

  • Donkeyteefus

    oof. it is always such a painful turnoff to see how porn stars dress in real life — if you’re in new york and you have seen rafael allencar on the street, this really hammers it home.

    • sxg

      please show us a pic of that travesty, or take one next time you see him!

      Although yea they’re a mess, it’s obvious they don’t dress like this all the time outside of a Grabbys event.

  • Todd

    Very that …

  • These are the “best dressed”? Mmm… ok.

  • GN

    1. Hats off to the gents who are rocking their Scottish heritage. 2. Diesel’s steam punk look is well put together, right down to the man-corset. 3. Colby Keller looks like he didnt even try, but that’s why we love him. 4. Ryan Rose, not sure what look he’s going for with that platinum mesh. 5. The rest of you, cocaine is a hell of a drug….

    • Loki

      “Hats off to the gents who are rocking their Scottish heritage.”

      Caber might very well be of Scottish descent (did anyone ask if he’s wearing his family’s tartan?), but isn’t McCree 100% German? He did stick in some Scottish gash for a few years, but I don’t think that counts…

      There’s his stage name, but then there are gay porn stars with Italian stage names who are actually Jewish.

      • sxg

        Either Jesse or dirk, or both, have some Scottish descent. They were there not too long ago. Or was that Ireland?

        And Logan is originally German but now lives in Scotland.

        • Loki

          So he’s like a Scottish weeaboo who saw Braveheart one too many times…

        • Dazzer

          Jesse/Dirk – one of them is a bit Irish. But the Irish can – and do – wear kilts, too.

          Logan McCree is an honorary Scot – insofar as he lives there and the locals seem to like him and have accepted him as one of their own.

          Also, while his English is accented, the Scots where he live can probably understand him better than they can understand folks from the heart of Glasgow who have a British dialect so dense it takes me a good day in the city to channel the sound and start making it a language. (Glasgow’s a great city but its occupants only use English tangentially as a form of communication).

          I love kilts and even have a family tartan that I could wear (from my grandfather’s side of the family). But I’d never wear one because I don’t have the legs for it. Also, I’d look like a prick.

  • Zealot

    There’s something almost oxy-moronic about a “best dressed” list at a porn awards show, but having said that, it seems like skirts were in this season. I’d also love to see a “who wore it best” throw down between Logan McCree and Dirk Caber.

    P. S. Tayte wore it so nice, he made the list twice.

  • McM.

    Didn’t Logan McCree go all ex-gay, or something like that for a while?

    • Dazzer

      Nah, he just came out as bi-sexual.

  • joe campbell

    I thought Halloween was in the fall

  • Galleto

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Alan

    Tayte Hanson is ranked both 13 & 16. Did he have 2 different outfits being rated, or is Zach still in recovery mode from last night?

    • Ricky Roman is 26th and 28th, in the EXACT same outfit.

    • Dazzer

      To be fair, Zach was probably blind drunk when he posted this.

      He probably accidentally over-tipped his Uber driver $50 getting back to the hotel so he could throw up and then start writing this blog.

    • ted cox

      Jacob Ladder and Frankie Valentine also made the list twice for the same outfits.

    • OneOfTheManyChris

      And Liam Riley, 23 & 5.

      Remember, Zach created this list by going through his pics, throwing out the blurry ones, and arranging the ones he thought had nice outfits. Hence it’s a mainly a record of who wanted their pics to be on the site the next day. It’s amazing how many are complaining on about the exclusion of their favorite on Twitter. That’s because he didn’t stand in front of Zach long enough.

  • Hudsonman

    Oh…Ah… The cum de la cum! So Fashion Sideways.

  • FrenchBug

    The Santoros announce they are separating on the same day they arrive dead last on your Grabby fashion ranking. Coincidence? I think not.

    • n24rc

      separating?

      • FrenchBug

        Billy Santoro had tweeted earlier that they were breaking up. I see he took it down.

        “Seth and I have decided to separate for a while. Please continue to love and respect us. He’s an amazing man. Just some hard times”

    • Derek

      Seth probably got jealous after that threesome they had with a local Chicago stud. They most likely had a little spat and took it over the line. Drama queens, lmfao.

  • andrew

    Porn stars look Best when they’re Undressed.

    • Now that is the TRUTH!!!

      • andrew

        You know, better than most, that I only speak the truth. LOL

  • Alan Keddie

    Billy and Seth, ftw

  • kkdd1

    This post might be a bit more interesting if we where talking about how long it took for everyone to get naked and start FUCKING !!!!

  • Derek

    These guys need to stop making wish lists and start hiring STYLISTS. Joan Rivers would have a field day if she were still alive, trashing these DISASTERS.

  • DeanD

    My top 5 (in no particular order): Billy Santoro, Dirk Caber, Ryan Rose, Diesel Washington and Jimmy Durano.

  • n24rc

    I think Diesel got the invitation for a cosplay convention in the mail.

  • synnerman

    Diesel FTW sporting MAD MAX glam!

  • Myko

    Jimmy Fanz reminds me of a friend back in London, UK. Such a cheeky looking guy.

  • Luca

    ahahah love Jimmy Fanz!

    Great for Diesel of showing some steampunk!

    It seems that the kilt is becoming a sort of microtrend in porn awards…

  • Diesel Washington

    Me Best Dressed? Wow…..

    For all the people that are like Best dressed?

    It’s easy to go to the store and pick up Gucci/Prada/Armani or something off a rack. And look like everybody else…That is so easy..and Booooooring

    Only a few dare to be themselves…..One commentor said I looked like I went to a Cosplay convention….And he was right I do Cosplay and dress up. Because it is fun…and my outfit was a reflection of something I like to do.

    Oh and yes I’m wearing a Corset……

    And some of you are so bothered by that….NICE

    He won Performer of Year…and I won Best dressed…Win Win

    • Pretty On The Inside

      Amazing pic. So fucking hot.

    • Paul Rotstein PhD

      It’s easy to just pull designer clothes off the rack but a challenge to mix regular prices clothing like H&M with Fendi. You should be proud of your of your fashion sense..Rock on bro

  • ted cox

    Was there a Game of Thrones or Mad Max theme this year?

  • FooFight

    I’d say the best dressed is the sign behind Diesel Washington – “Free hot dog with your first drink.”

  • mike Lahart

    Andy

  • Cosmic

    Why does Dirk Caber’s face look so haggard, he’s not that old is he? If he keeps it up he’ll start getting into Christopher Daniels territory.