Bizarre “Penis Fish” Washing Up On Beach

Posted July 23, 2023 by with 4 comments

The 10-inch creatures are about the same size as Joel Birkin’s cock. Via Yahoo:

Thousands of “penis fish” have washed up on a beach in Argentina baffling locals who were “freaked out” by the strange sight.

The wriggly, pink worms are usually buried in the ocean floor but washed up onto the beach in Río Grande last week after a heavy storm battered the region.

The unusual-looking sea creatures, formally called Urechis Unicinctus, earned the cheeky moniker due to their phallic appearance. The sausage-like creatures were about 10 inches (25 cm) in length with photos showing the animal piled up along the shoreline.


When they do wash ashore (they’re often seen in various Asian countries), fishermen scoop them up and use the worms as bait. Details at the link.