“Boobs Or Whatnot”: Florida Cop Watching Porn On Phone Crashes Patrol Car Into Vehicle

Posted January 10, 2025 by Zach with 0 comments

To protect and serve strikes again! Here’s a story about yet another worthless cop (in Florida, of course) who could’ve easily killed someone, but this time it’s a little different because at least it was an accident and not an intentional act of violence.

The cop was viewing porn on his phone while driving, and because of the pornography he was looking at, he slammed into another vehicle that was stopped in the middle of the road while waiting for a school bus to move. Because this is a cop, he of course lied through his teeth to the innocent woman he hit and claimed that his “brakes locked,” which you can see below. And then, he lied again in the incident report by claiming he was distracted by a group text on his phone with other deputies. Upon further investigation, internal affairs discovered he was viewing porn on his phone, and he eventually admitted that he was looking at “boobs or whatnot,” as seen in part of the report above (full report via TSG).

Here’s body cam footage of the crash and a report on the cop’s firing via WESH:

Fun side note: The cop, Tristan Macomber, is getting married later this year, and he and his fiancée have a wedding website set up with tons of photos as well as a “Q&A” page that includes this hilariously ironic rule for their wedding guests:

Will your wedding include an “unplugged” theme?

Yes! We ask all of our guests to be fully present during the ceremony! We will give announcement when you can take pictures at the beginning of the ceremony. Afterwards, phones must be put away and put on silent. Feel free to use them during the reception and tag your uploaded photos with #MacomberAtLast so we can enjoy all the memories.

So, no looking at boobs or whatnot when the bride says “I do”?