FIGHT! British Gay Porn Star Threatens To Punch Anonymous Sword Blogger

Posted May 5, 2014 by with 23 comments

shay11Last week, the Sword’s new editor, J.W. Waxner-Herman (that’s not his real name), randomly decided to insult a relatively unknown gay porn star named Shay Cruz. Waxner-Herman (who has the privilege of insulting people while writing under a pseudonym, which theoretically makes him no different than an anonymous blog commenter) called British gay porn star Shay Cruz a “pizza face” while describing the performer’s new UK Naked Men scene:

Anyway, itโ€™s your classic pizza-delivery boy scenario, except in England they call it โ€œtake-away.โ€ And Theo takes a drilling from Pizza Face Shay.

I’m always observant of certain things that gay porn stars should have control over (overly plucked eyebrows, steroid bacne, FUPAs), but overt name-calling (especially directed at someone who’s done absolutely nothing whatsoever to deserve or provoke it) intended to directly insult a performer’s physical appearance is something else. Pizza Face? Most of us with the writing ability beyond that of an 8th grader know that if you really want to insult someone, you don’t have to actually call them a name.

Anyway, Shay Cruz is (rightfully) pissed! Watch out, “J.W. Waxner Herman.” And Shay, you’re cute. You can “fuck me up” anytime ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  • Porn Star

    Girl, I have been there. Count to 10 and relax. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • sxg

      ok I have to ask, are you the real Billy Santorum or are you just parodying him? lol

  • JoshChicago

    Oh dear! J.W. Waxner-Herman – you in danger girl! You best take “Mind The Gap” in a whole new context now!

    Never the mind your own gap in publishing original articles – THIS even trumps that!

    I think Diesel Washington is available for protective services since the last time I looked he was still unemployed.

    • Diesel Washington

      Unemployed..? What are you talking about?

      Girl Bye…I’m going to TacoBell to order some Tacos from Your Mother working behind cash register.

      • JoshChicago

        tell her I sent ya and she’ll super-size your drink!

      • Mimi Bahl

        Well before you go can you stop by to help me with my plumbing issues… Very clogged drains.

  • sxg

    Orange you glad that Shay Cruz is around so that we can have some drama at The Sword?

    • JoshChicago

      I was just about to say that SXG! And I can’t believe how the sword limped away from such drama with such a limp dick comment in return!

  • sxg

    Oh just noticed TheSword’s response. I wonder if he would have ever found out about Shay Cruz’s response had he not learned about it from here Str8UpGayPorn? lol.

    Honestly though I think this blogger is trying to find his niche, and if he feels this is what it is, then more power to him. I’ll admit, I’m starting to warm up to him. He is starting to make some interesting posts, but I really wish that he went and found the info on his own instead of having to rely on Zach and Str8UpGayPorn for his material. Pretty obvious that this is where he’s getting the majority of his ideas from.

    It’s not a complete coincidence that the same day Zach retweets a post of a YouTube video where NPH is saying he likes watching Sean Cody porn (a video that’s been out since October) is the same day that TheSword offers a link to the video on their site.

    • JoshChicago

      You’d warm up to a corpse if you thought he was hot. Sorry.

    • zach

      Yeah, well, this “blogger” shouldn’t be having such a hard time finding a niche and doing his own stories. It isn’t like he just appeared on The Sword out of nowhere and has never written about the industry before. That’s all I’ll say…

      • JoshChicago

        Omg, it’s Billy Masters?

        • robirob

          Well, it sure can’t be Ted Casablanca, because the blog entries are not written in that dreadful Tedglish prose Ted used for his Blind Items.

    • NG212

      Excuse me for slipping, but I only just now watched that NPH clip. Oh shit. I don’t know why, but there’s something surreal about the thought that me and NPH have the same taste in porn. We watch the same videos. We jerk off to the same guys. It’s just strange.

      I’d love to get his thoughts on Brandon’s progression as a performer, and if he’s obsessed with Stu, and if he’d be interested in seeing Cameron bottom.

      • sxg

        lol oh man if he responds to tweets, then go for it! Would be pretty sweet to actually see him respond to something like that!

    • Dakota

      Can you post that nph video

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    • Mimi Bahl

      … My sentiments exactly! Someone’s showing his scrawny a$$

  • Cosmic

    Sounds like this guy is trying to be the Rex Reed of gay porn reviewers.

  • Dakota

    What is fupa. Overreaction much Shay? You just gave this guy more attention. If you put yourself out there in the public eye, especially naked and having sex, you better have a confident self image & thick skin. You’re asking for critiques and not everyone is going to be attracted to you or find you sexy. Get over yourself

    • Terry

      Fupa = fat upper pubic area. I learnt it reading Zach’s blogs. He’s better than the Urban Dictionary ! lol <3

  • NickDC

    Shay Cruz just became my favorite porn star and I’ve not seen any of his films.