Bryan Hawn Made A “M.I.L.F. $” Parody Because Of Course

Posted August 9, 2016 by with 43 comments


Fergie’s “M.I.LF $” feels like a parody of basically every Bryan Hawn video, and now things have come full circle with Bryan Hawn’s parody of “M.I.L.F. $”


“M.I.L.F. $” is undeniably one of the worst pieces of garbage masquerading as “music” released in 2016, but at least it resulted in us being able to see Bryan Hawn’s ass again?


Here’s Bryan Hawn completely naked (there are brief flashes of pubes, balls, and side dick, if you look closely) in his parody of Fergie’s “M.I.L.F. $”

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    It’s no secret I dislike Bryan with a passion, but I gotta give it to him, this was one of his better ones. My opinion may have been swayed by the brief glimpses of his waxed nutsack….#ikindawannaguzzlehiscum

    • Galaxy_Scribe

      I’m gonna need a timestamp for that…

  • emercycrite

    Andy Samberg crossed with CF’s Quinn.

  • nick

    You do wonder why people waste their time on stuff like this.

  • FooFight

    Did he make this video to pay tribute to the victims of MILF discrimination? Because we know Bryan is all about being selfless. Self-promotion isn’t a term in his vocabulary.

    • V1

      Hell, the word vocabulary isn’t in his vocabulary. Too many syllables.

  • I can’t.

  • Maximus

    Why is he holding a wooden ruler while standing in front of (and subsequently humping) that fountain?

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  • ShadowC0N

    Say what you will about Bryan, but the dude is sexy (physically). And that first gif looked a little like James Franco lol.

  • Zealot

    As Babette texted to Melisande in worriment over Bryan’s latest video: “Excessive attention seeking is not a character flaw. It is a brain wiring response to early developmental trauma caused by neglect. The developing brain observes its environment and wires itself accordingly to survive in that world that it presumes will be like those experiences. Newborns are extremely dependent on getting their mother’s attention for survival. The more their needs are neglected during early development the more the child equates getting attention with survival and safety. In turn, the more he or she develops the belief system that it is necessary to go to whatever lengths to get attention.”

    Melisande could only respond to Babette’s inscrutable logic: “Totes, outie!”

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      • Marcus Collack

        Obvi! 4 sure!

  • Parker Lewis


  • Parker Lewis

    Lame as fuck

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  • john

    Why parody something that nobody heard of? I mean who knew Fergie had a new song before that? It’s like that Sense8 parody on only works when the subject of the parody is well known

  • Galaxy_Scribe

    The only thing bigger than his ass is his lack of creativity

  • The derpy fame whore is making another lipsynch video, must be Tuesday.

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  • beariac

    I’m with the cat.

    • C3xxx

      lol that so describes a cat’s “meh” attitude.

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  • OverKill
  • kkdd1

    First couple of times of Bryon shaking his VERY NICE ass in parody 2 someone else’s music OK ! but after millionth time it just becomes another form of prostitution the only difference is he shaking his ( VERY NICE ) ass on the internet 4 money instead of a street corner or truck stop at 2 in the morning .

  • snoopyfo

    he should put some of that production money on hiring a good make up artist because in this video he looks tired as fuck, with big dark circles under his eyes, he does have an amazing and sexy body but i mean come on a little concealer and foundation to make that face look as smooth as his body wouldn’t hurt

  • sanfv

    I don’t take any rich kid who held a hyena hostage for under a year as serious, or same, ever.

    • Maximus

      We should challenge him to a pose-by-pose vogue duel. If we win, he stops making videos. If he wins, well, let’s be honest—he won’t win.

      • sanfv

        Yaaaas honey!

        But we both know that we vogue so hard that Miss Hawn would die! I mean, bitches have been turned to stone before by my medusa themed theatrics!

        I don’t come to play with Hyena hoes, I come to slay.

        I hope we are in accordance and you too are in the slaying mood.


        • Maximus

          I’m fairly certain that I have never NOT been in the slaying mood.

          I hope that Miss Hawn selects Miss Dutcati as her voguing partner. I’d love to put that ho in her place after her tone-deaf post-Orlando behavior.

  • S .

    Bryan, please. Stop.

  • Galaxy_Scribe

    Where are “Brody” and his other “fans”?

  • darkdexter

    All his parody make me queasy every time. It’s not sexy and don’t make me horny when the videos have his face on. If his head cut off, it would be worth to watch.

  • SaintMike

    The video is the only redeeming thing about that stupid song

  • Marcus Collack

    People complain about Fergie, and this guy, so as long as skin is being shown, people’s distain just what disappears, long enough to drool and then talk bad about it, because they feel guilty about being a hypocrite, so they have to disavow all knowledge faster than a burn notice. Okay people whatever, keep saying you don’t like it in public and break your neck to comment and watch, as soon as no one is around.

  • Kandel

    His pecs aren’t big or shaped enough for him to write MILK on them…

  • Andrew Simpson

    I would love to slide my cock up his ass.