Business Owners “Concerned” Over Increased Hooker Activity In San Diego Neighborhood
Those horny hookers are at it again in the report below via CBS8 in San Diego, but honestly, the prudish business owners need to get a life (or get laid by one of the hookers?), because surely there have got to be more important things to worry about right now. Grocery stores don’t have eggs and the United States is launching a third world war led by a drunk Fox News anchor, a spray-tanned serial rapist, and a brain dead racist emerald mine heir. The good news is, I appreciate that the twerking hookers are still getting all dressed up with the big boots, the thongs, the bikini tops, and the fun stilettos.
Their faces might be blurred, but their commitment to the game is strong: “Sometimes you gotta risk it all to have it all!” Not sure why they had to blur out the condom. Maybe it was filled with cum.
Watching the above news report, I couldn’t help but be reminded of that now iconic Onion video from 2012, which is below. While the context is completely different, the tone and style of CBS’s hooker footage is basically a copy of what the Onion was doing in 2012 (minus the satire), is it not?
