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  Conan O’Brien To Host 97th Oscars In March
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  Brain Worm Joins Clown Car
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  Dead Body Found In Planet Fitness Tanning Bed After “Weird Odor” Filled Gym For 3 Days
• California Christian Pastor Pleads Guilty To Raping Multiple Children, Sentenced To Just 7 Years In Prison
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  Conspiracy Website Of Psychotic Snake Oil Salesman Purchased By The Onion
• Soldiers Found Fucking In Cockpit Of Apache Gunship
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  Clown Car 2025: Matt Gaetz Nominated To Be Trump’s Attorney General
• Today In Fraternities Being Suspended For Raping And Drugging Pledges
• Illinois Lawmaker With Open Bottle Of Red Wine In Car Makes Fun Of Cop’s Penis Size During DUI Arrest
• Republican Congressman And House Foreign Affairs Chief Arrested At Airport While High On Drugs And Drunk
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  John Krasinski Named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”
• Human Head Found On Florida Beach
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  Wisconsin Father Fakes Drowning Death, Flees Country To Be With European Woman He Met Online
• Maryland College Students Charged With Hate Crimes After Luring Gay Man To Apartment For Sex, Then Holding Him Prisoner And Beating Him
• Federal Judge Blocks Louisiana From Requiring Ten Commandments In Classrooms
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  Little Marco Expected To Be Trump’s Nominee For Secretary Of State
• Expert From Harvard Research Study Explains Why You Are Completely Fucked
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  MSNBC Ratings Crater Following Election
• Friendly Skies: Spirit Airlines Plane Hit By Gunfire During Landing, Flight Attendant Grazed By Bullet
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  Homosexual Dentist Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Male Patient During Dental Work
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  Mattel Issues Apology After Accidentally Advertising Hardcore Porn Site On Boxes Of Wicked Dolls
• Naked Man Covered In Blood And High On Drugs Arrested For Destroying Multiple Cars
• Half Naked Men Showing Up At Stranger’s House For “Uber Shower” Annoy Vegas Homeowner
• Film Festival Canceled Due To Turkey’s Ban Of Gay Daniel Craig Movie
• Racist Text Messages Sent To Black People Day After Election: “You’ve Been Selected To Pick Cotton At Plantation”
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  RIP: Tony Todd Dead At 69
• Family Shocked After Finding Naked Man Had Been Living Underneath 93-Year-Old Demented Grandma’s L.A. Home For Months
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  43 Monkeys Escape From South Carolina Vaccine Research Lab
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  Giuliani Faces Prison Unless He Gives Property To Election Workers He Defamed By Thursday
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  Evangelical Christian And CEO Of MAGA Voting Group Arrested For Child Porn
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  California Amends State Constitution To Enshrine Right To Gay Marriage, Removes Prop 8 Ban
• No One Cares About America: Election Night TV Ratings Plunge 25%
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  Peanut Owner Says He’s Not Using Killing Of Squirrel To Promote His OnlyFans
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  Demi Moore On U.S. Election: “America Is Built On Puritans, Religious Fanatics, And Criminals”
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  Tucker Carlson Claims Abortions Cause Hurricanes
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  Georgia Polling Stations Temporarily Shut Down Due To Russian Bomb Threat
• First Polls Close In New Hampshire With Trump And Harris Tied
• Naked Pennsylvania Man Arrested For Masturbating In Stolen Truck Filled With Dildos And Drugs
• Music Legend Quincy Jones Dead At 91
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  John Oliver On Voters Undecided About Trump Vs. Harris: “Like Debating Which Color To Paint The Living Room When Your House Is On Fucking Fire”
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  MAGAts Already Planning To Overthrow Government When Trump Loses
• Dozens Of People Run Over By Out Of Control Car Doing Donuts During California Street Takeover: “This Shit’s Fire, Bro!”
• Washington State Activates National Guard To Quell “Election-Related Unrest”
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  Surprise: Kamala Takes Lead In IOWA Poll
• What Happens If There’s An Electoral College Tie?
• “Dead-Heat” Polls Likely Bogus, Say Experts
• Kamala Harris Releases Closing Ad Ahead Of Tuesday