CDC Issues Guidance On How To Have Sex If You Think You Have Monkeypox

Posted June 17, 2022 by with 0 comments

What the fuck? Leave it to the CDC (perhaps the most useless government agency in the United States—remember, these are the same idiots who told us to stop wearing masks if you’re fully vaccinated for COVID) to come up with some tips on how to have sex if you think you have monkeypox. Uhh, how about you just not have sex until you’ve been tested and/or recovered? Via Insider:

The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued new sex guidance for people who think they might have been exposed to monkeypox — and it includes socially distanced masturbation to avoid spreading the virus.

The “social gatherings, safer sex, and monkeypox” CDC precautions were issued earlier this month.

If a person or their partner has monkeypox or believes they have contracted the disease and they decide to have sex, the CDC recommends that they “avoid kissing” and “masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash or sores.”

The CDC also advises that those who have been exposed to monkeypox have “virtual sex” or “consider having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash or sores are present, reducing as much skin-to-skin contact as possible.”

Additionally, the CDC recommends that those potentially infected with monkeypox “wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics (bedding, towels, clothing) after having sex.”


Yes, wash your hands and everything will be fine.