Chris Crocker Eating Spaghetti And Ice Cream Out Of His Ass Is The Gay Porn Comedy We Need In 2019

Posted January 2, 2019 by with 36 comments

moreThe three best things in life are gay porn, comedy and junk food, so leave it to Chris Crocker to combine them all into one.

Gay porn stars producing their own content and selling it on the clip sites (OnlyFans, ManyVids, 4MyFans, etc.) is a great way for performers to generate revenue and express themselves, but many of the videos I see look exactly the same, and a lot of them aren’t filmed very well (without a production crew or the proper equipment, there’s only so much you can do with an iPhone). There are thousands of people using their phones to film themselves fucking in dimly lit rooms, but to be successful in the performer-created content field, you have to stand out and you have to be entertaining. That’s exactly what Chris Crocker is doing.

Like Rebecca More on the straight side, Chris Crocker knows how to turn people on and make them laugh at the same time. The way this ice cream drips down his ass is both arousing and hilarious, and it’s also kind of gross—insofar as it looks really messy, and I wonder about all the laundry he’ll have to do? In short, this works on every level, and I’ll never think about a “fudge sundae” the same way again:

I still go to my favorite gay porn studios for the traditional gay porn I like, but Chris Crocker is delivering a new genre that is equally entertaining (in a completely different way). I can’t wait to see what Chris does (or eats out of his ass) next.

[Twitter: Chris Crocker]

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