Chris Crocker Eating Spaghetti And Ice Cream Out Of His Ass Is The Gay Porn Comedy We Need In 2019

Posted January 2, 2019 by with 39 comments

moreThe three best things in life are gay porn, comedy and junk food, so leave it to Chris Crocker to combine them all into one.

Gay porn stars producing their own content and selling it on the clip sites (OnlyFans, ManyVids, 4MyFans, etc.) is a great way for performers to generate revenue and express themselves, but many of the videos I see look exactly the same, and a lot of them aren’t filmed very well (without a production crew or the proper equipment, there’s only so much you can do with an iPhone). There are thousands of people using their phones to film themselves fucking in dimly lit rooms, but to be successful in the performer-created content field, you have to stand out and you have to be entertaining. That’s exactly what Chris Crocker is doing.

Like Rebecca More on the straight side, Chris Crocker knows how to turn people on and make them laugh at the same time. The way this ice cream drips down his ass is both arousing and hilarious, and it’s also kind of gross—insofar as it looks really messy, and I wonder about all the laundry he’ll have to do? In short, this works on every level, and I’ll never think about a “fudge sundae” the same way again:

I still go to my favorite gay porn studios for the traditional gay porn I like, but Chris Crocker is delivering a new genre that is equally entertaining (in a completely different way). I can’t wait to see what Chris does (or eats out of his ass) next.

[Twitter: Chris Crocker]

  • 0NeedHelp
  • Default_User

    I am just happy I am not the one washing those sheets.

  • WorkBitch

    I see 2019 is already off to a bad start.

  • stephen
  • #FearlessFanatic ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜ

    hun, your 15 minutes have been up a long time ago. Hang it up sis.

    • Michael

      Leave Chris Crocker alone!!

  • Al Johnson

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e72cc236bacc2898426819463ee2e9b005671222f15dd11ee2dbc8c78654775f.png
    Perhaps this is more acceptable:
    Actor has sex with turkey in Thanksgiving gay porn scene (Men)

  • B.C.

    Maybe it’s a new (ish) porn trend, but combining food with sex is not my thing. Besides, this just looks like somebody vomitted on his hiney.

  • wdeee

    I’ve always heard that comedy is subjective and this proves it because I don’t find anything funny about a 31 year old man putting food on his ass for retweets on Twitter. It’s gross. If that makes me a prude or uptight, so be it.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/df5c62293e26f97d690c75e93c2bc22b32e6a766fc71699989fe592f863da7dd.gif

  • jimboivyo

    This is worse than watching Billy Santaro on Chaterbate. And that has always been a freak show unsurpassable in its trash level. Until now.

    • GayhawkAZ

      And to think, the bar on watching Billy was already 2 feet underground. I guess Chris likes to go beyond merely being in the gutter.

    • Cosmic

      Sorry to disagree but this is a cute cat video compared to anything horse faced Billy Santorum does anywhere.

  • TheLisp
  • Drew Kingston

    It’s what young gays have to watch each day during conversion therapies

  • Xzamilloh

    It’s not arousing or hilarious but yes, it is gross and messy.

  • occupyfannypack

    Crossovers nobody asked for… smh

  • Marcus Collack

    Twitter is going to be the next to ban nudity…you’ll all know why.

    • Cosmic

      Yep, The Tumblr skanks are already posting super extreme stuff that’s eventually going to get the attention of the wrong people…probably outraged Christian vegan soccer moms.

  • Quinton Jackson

    See this is why us gays can’t have nothing nice.

  • BLACKjHAMMER

    I can think so many things I rather do with that ass than to use it as serving platter which is just NASTY !!!

  • JasCo

    Chris, I hope you get the help you need.

  • Alan Song

    no no no
    thank you but no

  • Cosmic

    Chris Brittney called she thinks you need help and to get off the internet.

  • Birdy65

    A gift for all the homophobic haters all around the world. Thanks to offer a so smart image of gay people.

    • Haters will always find something so it’s not like this is any different than anything else. Besides if we all lived our lives by using the “will the haters be able to use this” test we probably wouldn’t be making much in the way of videos. Freedom of speech and expression!

  • Scrapple

    Our country is so wealthy we can just waste ice-cream, spaghetti and ass without giving it a second thought. Disgusting.

  • ANTSLC

    LOL. I love Chris, he’s always putting something fun and silly on Insta.

  • C3xxx

    Caption for all 3 vids, “Trying to remain relevant.”

  • Kamikapse

    A Crocker comeback is not what I wanted for 2019

  • Joel

    It’s…. a choice. Stick to sucking cock and fucking ass, darling.

  • crustyfuck

    Uh, how about no? And leave Brittany alone!

  • iHeartJames

    This is so stank my goodness.

  • Edward

    I love Chris Crocker. At times he can be a bit much and I tune out (as in this display above), but most times he is so funny and always sexy in a way that I just can’t put my finger on.

  • Sam Hunter

    I don’t find this amusing in the slightest. In fact, I kinda want to throw up. Whatever floats your.boat I guess. 🤷‍♂️

  • He’s come a long way since the Leave Britney Alone Day’s.