Chris Damned Gets His Cock Measured In Court To Prove His Innocence
Bringing new meaning to the term “kangaroo court,” today’s Men.com scene features a court case that makes no sense (witnesses address the court like attorneys, the defendant has no lawyer, and it’s never clear what the crime is) in a courtroom that could never even exist (a Pride flag in a court of law? a witness pulls out his cock while going through the metal detector?), but does any of this really matter when the defendant is Chris Damned, who looks so f*cking hot in an orange prison jumpsuit, you could reasonably start jerking off to him before the sex even starts?
As noted above, it’s not clear why Chris Damned is on trial (someone poked a hole in an art museum painting using their cock?), but in order to prove his innocence, he agrees to let the prosecutor measure his erect cock. Totally normal thing to happen in a court of law.
Chris is eventually found innocent (the actual perpetrator wasn’t as hung as Chris, plus he was circumcised), and to celebrate, he does what anyone would do. He fucks one of the witnesses right in the courtroom.
That witness is obviously Felix Fox (side note: that actress who plays the judge has seen more gay sex in the last three years than I’ve seen in my entire life), and Chris fucks him in a variety of positions before shooting a massive cum facial all over him to close out this completely batshit insane gay porn scene that is as nonsensical as it is pretty hot and funny.
Trailer (watch full scene here):
