Clavicular Storms Out Of Interview After Being Called An Incel

Posted April 13, 2026 by with 9 comments

The funniest thing about the looksmaxxing idiocy is how objectively repulsive Clavicular is. The lazy eye, the inbred mouth and tiny lips, the greasy skin, the cheap perm. He looks diseased if not actively dying, perhaps styled by a mortuary cosmetologist, but in a deranged and delusional collapsed society like ours, Clavicular sets the standard for peak male beauty because no one really cares about reality and no one understands what words even mean. To the average American, nearly 50 million of whom are functionally illiterate, “bag of feces” can be defined as “beautiful,” so long as you firmly tell them that’s what it means. This is a world where someone can be interviewed by a legitimate mainstream news program like 60 Minutes (granted, it’s the Australian version) simply because he became famous for being a virgin who smashed his face with a hammer and did meth, and while he might be expected to speak in complete sentences and not become irate when asked about why he’s a brain dead drug-addicted pervert who cavorts with bigoted rapists, that obviously will not happen. Excerpt from a new 60 Minutes interview released today:

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