Clavicular Thrown To The Ground By Security And Placed In Chokehold During Wild 4-Man Brawl Outside Miami Nightclub

Posted July 25, 2026 by with 10 comments

Last night in Miami, looksmaxxer Clavicular was bodyslammed to the ground in a parking lot and placed in a chokehold by a nightclub security guard who was attempting to make a “citizen’s arrest” after Clavicular was allegedly involved in a fight inside the club. During the highly homoerotic brawl (video below), a shirtless Clavicular is completely mogged by the middle-aged bouncer with a dad bod, who successfully restrains the steroid-abusing plastic surgery addict while another security guard fights off one of Clav’s pathetic friends. That friend, “Drago,” is even more of an epic douche than Clavicular, and I was hoping that someone would slam him to the ground, too, but that sadly does not happen. Clavicular was arrested for battery after another nightclub fight less than six months ago, but no one was arrested this time, so the altercation back inside the club must not have been that serious. Cops show up eventually and begin to question everyone, but it takes almost three minutes before the men are separated:

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