Closet Case Tim Scott Becomes Engaged To Blonde Woman On Beach

Posted January 23, 2024 by with 4 comments

Heads up: New D.C. beard just dropped.

The woman’s name is “Mindy,” and she works in home renovations. Per a company bio, Mindy says she’s a “mover-and-shaker with a creative eye and love for people!” OK.

Closeted homosexual and failed Republican presidential candidate (and aspiring VP) Tim Scott is being dragged in the replies to his engagement tweet. A few of the best ones:

And, of course: