Colt Rivers Says Pulling Out Of Chi Chi LaRue “Got Him Off”

Posted April 24, 2017 by with 52 comments

chicoltToday in People Tweeting About Things They Might Want To Keep To Themselves, Colt Rivers (a.k.a. Sean Cody’s Ryan) has announced to his Twitter followers that he dropped out of a Chi Chi LaRue movie, and that pulling out of the legendary director’s project “got him off.”

chichicolt3LaRue responded to Rivers with a very cordial “that’s nice”:


Rivers responded by explaining that his tweet (which was visible to anyone in the world with access to Twitter, including Chi Chi LaRue) “wasn’t supposed to be seen” by Chi Chi LaRue, and that disappointing the director didn’t actually get him off:


Then, a standard “sorry if you took it the wrong way” non-apology apology:


Colt Rivers first made mention of the shoots he had dropped out on back on April 16th:

colth5Despite pulling out of Falcon and LaRue, Colt Rivers was able to work for a cell phone clip site in Las Vegas earlier in the month, so things must be going really well for him.


  • buffy2004

    ‘ i think i’m going to say no to this porn movie with a fantastic director and made a vid in my phone with Billy Santoro” Said no one e- oh wait.

  • stephen
    • skye3245

      best moment ever!!! “i could eat” lol

      • Marik Ishtar

        A Kung-Fu action serious and the best scene is Rosario Dawson having lunch.

      • TheSagaOf

        Claire was cockblocking like a motherfucker, HAHAHAHA! I love her so much.

  • McM.
  • FrenchBug

    You know how I posted that comment last week about expecting porn performers working with LE to be assholes IRL? Well, are we surprised that people who work with Billy S. turn out to be messy idiots?*

    *And, yes, in this case, a “mess” is something of a euphemism for something else.

    • NickDC

      Totally NOT defending Billy but is it fair to call someone “a mess” when meth addict LaRue is involved in this drama?

      • FrenchBug

        Well, for one, CCLR’s well-known struggle with addiction is irrelevant to this story while the dubious choices made here certainly seem like they have something to do with said people being messy.
        Also, CCLR’s career has lasted, what, thirty years so far so I have to assume that even at her worst, she must have managed to stay professional and not needlessly burn bridges. Clearly, CR is choosing a different path.

        • NickDC

          HA HA HA! That’s hilarious. Sad if you believe your own drivel.

      • I hope you realize Colt’s nose is not clear of substances lol We have mutual bar friends…

        • NickDC

          Never even suggested anything besides the fact that everyone involved in this drama is a mess.

  • Zealot

    Did Santoro actually tweet some subtle shade at Rivers’ in saying he’s all-day-fuckable but doesn’t have the wherewithal to cross the street on his own? That’s rich!

    Also, saying “no” to LaRue then holing up (literally) with Billy for what we can only imagine were some butt-drizzling, hole-glazing experiences…well, maybe I agree with Billy for once. Anyone who’d to that doesn’t have the sense to cross the road without an attendant.

    Pictured: Pete Wentz throwing some shame on Colt.

    • NotAnLMD

      The things I’d let that man do to me… Pete Wentz, I mean.

      • Zealot

        He DOES have that certain coat-you-in-bar-be-que-sauce-and-put-your-hot-dog-between-my-buns-with-relish quality, doesn’t he?

      • Two Cents

        That was what I was going to say, real talk bruh! They say he’s bi but he got some serious emotional issues so it will be a dine and dash with that one. Long story short – he sexy and can get it.

    • McM.

      BSantoro probably meant that CRivers needed help crossing a street b/c he couldn’t walk right after being fucked all day.

      • Zealot

        ….with THAT cock?! Nah.

      • Scrapple

        I figured he meant the syph infection brought about dementia, leading to needing help crossing the street.

  • Ceecee

    I’m so sad and confused. I love Colt Rivers, he’s a handsome and hot gay performer that has aged well and seems like a smart guy, I don’t understand this mess.

    In a million different earth timelines, including the apocalypse ones and the one where Captain Trips destroys the population, I still don’t see a reason to choose Billy Santoro over Falcon.

  • I’m so sad for Colt Rivers, he seems to have lost his soul to drugs and bad choices and clearly is on a path of self destruction. :(

  • badgamer1967
  • sxg

    Cunt Rivers is one retarded mess. Instead of being outright batshit like Gelatin James, you see it little by little. From her obsession over family member pimping greedy bitch Toefill Brank to her starting a twitter beef with Tex Davidson for no reason whatsoever, and now this. Something always smelled a little shady about her, and it wasn’t her piss poor douching practices.

    At this point it looks like Sean Cody had a good reason to dump her as an exclusive. We’ll never really know. Oh well. Your thirst for attention will be your undoing Colt, but at least we’ll all have a front row seat when it all comes crashing down for you!

    • Ceecee

      I think it’s kinda sad, I really liked him as a performer but he really goes for the psychos. At this point he’ll be friending Nick Capra and start doing incest skits.

    • planetwingnuttia

      u should see her tweets now …

  • Cosmic

    Getting bred by the likes of Billy Sanitation…Yeah he’s going places…most likely the VD clinic.

    • Zealot

      …or the veterinarian

      • sxg

        Or the morgue.

  • Estelle

    I hoped he douched with Lysol, hydrogen peroxide, white vinegar and boric acid before let that skank put his hoo hoo in his ha ha.

  • Drunky McDrunkerson

    that is some solid clickbait headline writing right thurrrr Zach! Here I thought Colt was topping, which I didn’t believe anyway. but I clicked!! #touche

  • Scrapple

    I totally thought this story was going somewhere else. I was picturing a discarded, disheveled wig on the floor with “White Lines” playing in the background.

    I didn’t realize Colt was this mirsty. Wait, yes I did.

    • Marik Ishtar

      At least we know why he has the name Rivers- not even they could quench his thirst.

      • Scrapple

        Shit, at this point I might have to start calling her “Miss Gulch.”

  • nodoubtfan

    “Despite pulling out of Falcon and LaRue, Colt Rivers was able to work for a cell phone clip site in Las Vegas earlier in the month, so things must be going really well for him.”

    Zach, you are so shady and I love you for it.

  • sxg

    This piece of shit came for my Abe?!?!? If I ever get my hands on her…

  • GN

    It’s funnier considering he looked like he really enjoyed the sex with Abe, he even swallowed then licked Abe clean. And you’re not that good a perfomer, Colt/Ryan.

    • Zachary Sire

      He proved he was a great performer there, actually, and all his SC scenes were extremely good…he took massive cocks

      • Dale Bergman

        There’s no doubt that Ryan/Colt is a great power bottom. His scene with Brooks is a bona fide classic. He’s not a great all-around performer (like Calvin, Randy).

      • DrunkEnough

        And complained later. He talks about how the Brooks scene was hard for him. Yeah, it’s huge, but I can find a million bottoms who will cry him no tears.

        • Zachary Sire

          All that matters for me is how the scene came off tbh…not what he said later

          • DrunkEnough

            Not for me. I can’t re-watch that scene now without thinking about how unhappy he was and looking for signs of stress. I can’t watch porn scenes after guys commit suicide either—knowing a participant’s mental state does make a difference for me.

          • Zachary Sire

            All he said (and I can’t find the quote so this is paraphrased) was that the scene took a long time to film because the cock was so big and it was uncomfortable. Not “unhappy,” and not exactly the same thing as suicide.

          • DrunkEnough

            Guess my feelings are invalid, then. You got me!

          • Dale Bergman

            Anyone that gets fucked by Brooks is very lucky. Sean Cody letting him get away is one of their biggest mistakes. He has a cute face, a lean body, and a one of a kind cock. I hope he’s doing well now.

  • peter

    Who cares? Ryan was just a homely version of Joshua

  • Spencer87

    I love Colt Rivers,but he is dumb as fuck for this one.What was the point? You’d rather not with on a Chi Chi film,but you working with this Bill scumbag? *seeking the logic*