Colt Rivers: The Gay Porn Star Who May Or May Not Live In His Car

Posted August 11, 2014 by with 21 comments

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Need a ride?

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Colt Rivers is on his way, honestly, but first…

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Let him take a selfie. In his car.

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Oh God, not more shoes!

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Please don’t masturbate and drive, but if you must, at least take a picture of it.

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Seriously though, is Colt Rivers living out of his car?

K.

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  • Hudsonman

    Does he have that “new car smell” or will we next find those scented trees hanging from his cock?

  • Hi Presley

    He looks like he still has a gym membership tho

  • McM.

    Wow.
    “Cars That Go Boom” is an obscure reference song! :)

    • Zoompietro

      I actually started dancing.

  • Zealot

    I believe in miracles. And as such I believe that when a story is written in which the word “car” is used three times, somewhere in America, Johnny Rapid gets a boner.

    • NG212

      *I* get a boner when “car” is used three times.

    • Iain Gardener

      I think Johnny gets a boner every time he hears a cash register

  • NG212

    It’s crazy how much hotter he is now than at Sean Cody.

    And yes, he lives in that fucking car.

  • sxg

    Colt Rivers has that Paul Wagner effect on me. I find him to have ordinary and guy-next-door good looks, but with that hot body combined somehow his sexiness just elevates to insane levels! Please Colt never do anything synthetic to yourself! You don’t need botox, you don’t need lip injections, and you sure as fuck never need an ass implant/injections! You’re perfect the way you are and don’t let any cunt tell you otherwise!

  • Spongey

    Seriously though, all those selfies just give me the urge to sniff his pits! **hold me**

  • John

    He is so gorgeous but like most porn stars he went from an 8 to a 6 when I found out he smoked. Why do so many smoke. It is so unappealing!

    • Ed Woody

      THANK YOU.

    • zach

      I think that’s a blunt–not a cigarette.

      • John

        My bad. That is better.

        • Ed Woody

          No, it’s not.

          • Stinking like an ash tray, getting lung cancer possibly, and spending 5 bucks a pack and upwards is not appealing.

    • Jace

      Smoking is a known appetite suppressant.

  • Iain Gardener

    And we are complaining about these hot selfies? Seriously all I can think about is trying to work out how many posititions I could bang Colt in his car without needing corrective back surgery

  • pje821

    And the dumbing down of America continues… What crap.

  • Maybe he should be the new car model on the Price is Right.