Oh Hell Nah: Cody Cummings Jerks Off Colt Rivers’ Cock With His Toes
Sentient beef jerky stick and human manifestation of an Axe Body Spray bottle Cody Cummings has retired, unretired, retired, then unretired again half a dozen times in the past two years, but now he’s “back” (who knows when this mess was filmed) again in a new scene, and this time he’s making poor Colt Rivers do ridiculous things involving toes that I wouldn’t even wish on Jed Athens (that’s a lie, I would wish this on Jed Athens).
At the very least, hopefully Colt Rivers sucked Cody Cummings’ cock so good that Cody is now questioning his own heterosexuality to such an extreme that he has a nervous breakdown, admits himself to a mental hospital, and finally retires forever.
Instead of typing “I can’t” and/or “you’re too good for this shit, Colt!” over and over again, here are various accurate reactions to this scene.