Cybersocket Awards: Who Will Win, Who Should Win, And Who Doesn’t Stand A Chance In Hell
It’s an annual tradition for me to try and predict the basically unpredictable Cybersocket Award winners, so let’s get to it. The winners are, in my opinion, usually based on a combination of two things: Which studio spent the most money buying ads in Cybersocket magazine, and which performer/studio actually got the most fan votes. They try to be fair and they sometimes are, but let’s be real.
That said, the party and ceremony are always a blast, and it’s a great opportunity for a bunch of crazy people to get together and get blackout drunk, myself included. Follow me on Twitter tonight for live/drunk tweets from the show.
As I say every year: I’m usually about 99% wrong, so keep that in mind. “Who Will Win” is based on who I really think will win; “Who Should Win” is who I think is most deserving of a win; “No Guts, No Glory” is who I think doesn’t stand a chance in Hell.
Best Porn Review Site Men On The Net Nick Young XXX Queer Click Gay Porn Times Just Us Boys Jack Manly Manhunt Daily The Sword Diesel Washington XXX Night Charm Gay Daily Hot Starrfucker Dewayne In SD You Love Gay Porn Banana Guide Hairy Dads & Co Joe Spunk Completely Naked Gay Porn Blog Queer Me Now WeHo Confidential Twisted DNA 46XY Blog The Gay Republic Give Me Gay Porn smutjunkies Who Will Win: 1/2 of these sites don’t even publish on a daily basis. Some have stopped publishing all together. Maybe they’ll give it to QueerMeNow since he gets a lot of traffic and is always nice to everybody? Who Should Win: The Sword. If it does, should I storm the stage and make a speech? The nomination did come out while I was still editor of the site… No Guts, No Glory: The hell is Twisted DNA 46XY Blog?
Best Video Site Hot House Lucas Entertainment Haze Him Lucas Kazan Productions Raging Stallion Studios Alphamales Next Door Buddies NakedSword Randy Blue Dink Flamingo’s Active Duty Men.com Dirty Boy Video Channel 1 Releasing Badpuppy You Love Jack Menatplay COLT Studio Group Helix Studios Dirty Tony Dominic Ford TimFuck Bel Ami Online Corbin Fisher Cocksure Men Cocky Boys Dominic Pacifico Tim Tales Stag Homme Citiboyz Kristen Bjorn Broke Straight Boys Sean Cody FlavaWorks Blake Mason William Higgins Fresh SX Phoenixxx Jet Set Men AllRealBareback Who Will Win: Since they nominated literally every website in existence, your guess is as good as mine. Probably Men.com, since they’ve got all that straight porn money. Who Should Win: Based on consistency and overall hotness of models, Sean Cody or CockyBoys. No Guts, No Glory: Jet Set Men, which hasn’t produced a movie since April 2013.
Best New Pornstar Chase Young Seth Treston Kirk Cummings Tony Orion Seth Fornea Connor Kline Adam Wirthmore Darius Ferdynand Jace Tyler Bric Shawn Wolfe Lance Luciano Duncan Black Tanner (Sean Cody) Drew Sebastian Damon Archer Cole Hudson Levi Karter Tyson Tyler Mike de Marko J.R. Bronson Damian Taylor Dale Cooper Johnny Bloom Paul Stack Austin Wolfe Brandon Bronco Brock Avery Ian Dempsey Robbie Callahan Ricky Roman Christian Mitchell Mike Dozer Byron Saint Liam Magnuson Boomer Banks Who Will Win: They always pick two, so I’m guessing Levi Karter (who was inescapable last year) and Connor Kline (because he knows how to rally his fans). Who Should Win: He really did have a great year, so Connor Kline for one. The other one? Obviously, Duncan Black. No Guts, No Glory: Kirk Cummings, who has been doing gay porn since 2008.
Best Sex Scene Original Sinners with Adam Killiam, Diego Lauyer and Wagner Victoria – Lucas Entertainment The Game with Connor Kline and Austin Wilde – Guys In Sweatpants The Subservient with Adrian Toledo and Adam Wirthmore – Menatplay Dorm Life 5; Scene 6 with Fine Charles, Sorm, Shorte Jo, Shiri Pimp, Lance Markell, Adrian, Sexy Husttall – Flavaworks Circus Stud with Curved Cock Fucks Long Haired Tatted Rocker with Jace and Murphy Maxwell – Alternadudes Top To Bottom with Topher DiMaggio and Paddy O’Brian – Men.com “Men of UK” At The Ready 3 with Bailey and Kaden – Active Duty Behind The Big Top with James Jameson and Dale Cooper – Raging Stallion Studios Muscle Bound with Trenton Ducati and Ryan Rose – Falcon Studios Sweat Box with Tate Ryder, Sean Duran, and Jeremy Stevens – Dominic Ford Liam Cole’s Out Laws; Scene 4 with Steve Hook and Amy Field – Treasure Island Media The Helix Live Show Orgy with Max Carter, Kyle Ross, Jess Montgomery, Aiden Summers, Klye Ash, Dominic Jones and Chase Young – Helix Studios Cruising for A Breeding; Scene 4 “It’s 27 Feet Away” with Antonio Biaggi and Dylan Hyde – Bareback RT Media Christian Wilde Bottoms for First Time for Austin Wilde with Christian Wilde and Austin Wilde – NakedSword “Snatched” Double Penetration Scene with Luke Colts, Desmond, Billy Rubins – Bulldog XXX It’s Snatched Orgy Scene in Fucked By Our Dads with Adam Russo, Doug Acre, Mike Demarko, Rex Roddick, Mitch Vaugh – Catalina/Channel 1 Releasing Tate Bangs Dominic Poolside with Tate Ryder and Dominic Pacifico – Dominic Pacifico Muscle Ridge with Adam Champ and Trenton Ducati – COLT Studio Group Christopher Daniels and CJ Madison from Teddy Bears with Christopher Daniels and CJ Madison – Channel 1 Releasing Grind House; Scene 4 “Threeway – Live Shoot” with Adam Killian, Trenton Ducati and Jake Genesis – NakedSword Mick, Kevin and Gino “An American in Prague: The Remake” with Mick Lovell, Kevin Warhol and Gino Mosca – Belami Clayton’s Birthday Threeway with Clayton Archer, Bradley Rose and Fabian – Dirty Tony My Doctor Sucks; Scene 3 with Angel Rock, Brandon Jones and Lance Luciano – Hot House Studios The Dungeon Club “Nine Man Orgy” with johnny Torque, James Jameson, Tyler Toro, Donny Wright, James Huntsman, Cameron Foster, Brody Wilder, Campbell Stevens, Connor Maguire – Next Door Studios Jack Deckard, Rogan Richards and Austin Merrick with Jack Deckard, Rogan Richards and Austin Merrick – Cocksure Men Austin Wolfe and Caleb Strong with Austin Wolfe and Kaleb Strong – Randy Blue Paul Cannon and Ian Dempsy with Paul Cannon and Ian Dempsy – Broke Straight Boys Smith and Quinn with Smith and Quinn – Corbin Fisher “First Time: Part II Chapter 4” with Michael Cash, Donato Rayes, Aymeric DeVille and Sergio Serrano – Kristin Bjorn Axel, Christian and Robbie Threesome with Axel Rhodes, Christian Chase and Robbie Callahan – CitiBoyz The Muse: Goran, Donato and Damien with Goran, Donato Reyes, and Damien Crosse – Stag Homme Studios “Wank In The Woods II: Part 2 Cam” with Pavel Matovus, Oleg karmic, Krystof Nicolas, Tadevsz Tesar, Boris Mateo, Eric Flower, Jakuv Costka, Roland Volker, Vikto Vesely, Kristian Dubcek and Joska Kalvoda Anton Dickson and Andy O’Neil – Fresh SX Road trip; Eps 4 with Jake Bass, Max Ryder and Kevin Warhol – Cocky Boys Grant and Ashton with Grant and Ashton – Sean Cody Rafael and Jesse: All Of It with Rafael Carrera and Jesse Santana – Raw Fuck Club Waxed with Brett Summers & Johnny Torque – Jet Set Men Who Will Win: Are you even still here after scrolling through that mess? IDK, the one with Ryan Rose and Trenton Ducati seems like a safe bet. Who Should Win: I might be biased since I wrote the scene, but Christian Wilde’s first time bottoming for Austin Wilde in Golden Gate should win. No Guts, No Glory: As amazing as I’m sure it was, Circus Stud with Curved Cock Fucks Long Haired Tatted Rocker won’t be snatching any trophies tonight.
Movie or Web Series of the Year Fire Island – Dominic Ford First Time – Kristin Bjorn Wank In The Woods II – William Higgins The Haunting – Cocky Boys Original Sinners – Lucas Entertainment Dorm Life 5 – Flavaworks Diary of A Bitch Bottom – Alternadudes Real House Husbands of Miami – Phoenixx Studio Mating Season – Blake Mason Reinlisted – Active Duty The Woods I and II – Raging Stallion Studios Tahoe: Snow Packed/Tahoe: Snow Plowed – Falcon Studios SLAMMED – Treasure Island Media Helix Academy – Helix Studios Prison Shower – Men.com Cruising for a Breeding – Studios Bareback RT Media Golden Gate Season 5: The Coverup – NakedSword Birthday Boy – Eurocreme London Spunked – All Worlds Video / C1R Releasing Flexxx Extreme – Pacifico Entertainment Off The Hook – Buckshot Armour – COLT Studio Group An American In Prague 3D – BelAmi The Dom/The Sub – Hot House Studios The Buddy System – Next Door Studios Devil Dawgs Dominate – All American Heros Silence of the Cams – Dominic Ford Bad Boys – CitiBoyz Gods of Porn – Stag Homme Studios/Raging Stallion A Monster Inside Me III – Dark Alley Media The Ultimate Top – Jet Set Men Who Will Win: Helix Academy. They won last year, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they $omehow pulled it off again. Who Should Win: Treasure Island Media’s Slammed. Just kidding. As much as I love shooting up meth and barebacking, I’m gonna have to go with the stunning and genre-busting The Haunting. It’s almost kind of embarrassing that it’s in the same category with some of this other garbage. No Guts, No Glory: Silence of the Cams? The Ultimate Top? Diary Of A Bitch Bottom? The possibilities are endless.
Best Porn Star Michael Lucas Paddy O’Brian Jessy Ares Austin Wilde Paul Wagner Dean Monroe Johnny Rapid Tristan Mathews Antonio Biaggi Dominic Pacifico Brandon Jones Colby Jansen Axl Jimmy Fanz Max Carter Kyle Ross Evan Parker Jessie Montgomery JD Phoenix Ty Roderick Jake Bass Billy Rubens Spencer Reed Tate Ryder Johnny Hazzard Christian Wilde Leo Forte Kevin Warhol Jeremy Stevens Ryan Rose Mick Lovell Topher DiMaggio Trenton Ducati Angel Rock Johnny Torque Leo Domenico Landon Conrad Billy Santoro Paul Canon Max Ryder Adam Russo Tomas Brand Marco Sessions Jordan Levine Damien Crosse Jordano Santoro Brandon (Sean Cody) Trevor Knight Brent Everett Connor Maguire Fostter Riviera Alessio Romero Jonathan Agassi Conner Habib Adam Killian Casey Williams Who Will Win: Regrettably, Paddy O’Brian. Who Should Win: Topher DiMaggio or Jimmy Fanz. Or Jake Bass or Max Ryder. Or Johnny Rapid. Shit, even Johnny Torque! Anyone but Paddy, please. No Guts, No Glory: Fostter Riviera?
Best Personality Chi Chi LaRue Eyal Feldman mr. Pam Sister Roma TedzMen Marc Dylan Tommy Defendi Diesel Washington Rod Daily Antonio Biaggi Seth Knight Leo Forte Steve Peña Trenton Ducati Zach Sire Howard Mar Tim Valenti Rob Romoni Michael Brandon Who Will Win: Trenton Ducati Who Should Win: If this were for “Worst” Personality I’d say myself, so maybe Sister Roma? No Guts, No Glory: Marc Dylan
