Dakota Wolfe Called Boomer Banks A Rude Bitch
Thirsty newcomer Dakota Wolfe may have come in second place in Str8Up’s poll to determine the thirstiest gay porn star, but he’s still trying his hardest to be #1.
As all thirst queens know, when you can’t get enough attention on your own (there are only so many fogged-mirror selfies you can post per hour), the next best thing is to insert yourself into other people’s situations that have absolutely nothing to do with you. For example, if you’re Dakota Wolfe and you think you know who Boomer Banks just had sex with based on a Twitter pic, why not tell him (and everyone else who follows you on Twitter)?
In case you wondered if it was possible to ever annoy the ridiculously friendly and always charming Boomer Banks, it’s possible. If you’re Dakota Wolfe. Via Twitter, of course:
Think that’ll stop him?
Ha ha, think again.
LOL.
Will Dakota Wolfe respect Boomer Banks’ wishes? Is Dakota Wolfe finally done?
Of course not.
The thirst is real…
AND:
Jesus fucking Christ…
