Deranged “Anti-Aging” Lunatic Under Fire For Sharing Teenage Son’s Nightly Erection Measurements
I’m once again begging you, Russia/North Korea/Iran, send those goddamn nukes our way ASAP.
Via news.com.au:
An American tech-mogul turned anti-ageing fanatic who has spent millions trying “not to die” has been criticised after sharing data about his teenage son’s night-time erections.
Bryan Johnson has amassed a huge following after he sold his eCommerce payments company and began documenting his quest to uncover the secret to longevity.
The 47-year-old completely overhauled his lifestyle, introducing a strict diet that stops him eating food after 11am, and began putting his body through an array of wild experiments, including blood-plasma donations from his teenage son.
But recently, he appears to have gone “too far” with fans, after sharing the results of an overnight erection-tracking machine for both himself and his son Talmage, 19.
Isn’t this something that that freak cunt “LibsofTikTok” should be concerned about? Probably not, since these are straight men measuring their cocks together. Also, what kind of person names their son “Talmage”?
Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine.
Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright. pic.twitter.com/ruIYyPMrUC
— Bryan Johnson /dd (@bryan_johnson) January 22, 2025
Here are the creepy dad and son together, if you need something to fuel your nightmares (as if there isn’t enough material today already):
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